Are you still living in Mommy and Daddy's house? Or, maybe you're pretending to be a grown-up and renting a place from a landlord who thinks you're still a toddler. Maybe you like being told what to do, when to do it, and how to live. Seems a little weird to me, but I guess it's your choice.
Here's a reminder to you folks who are old enough to vote and old enough to take care of yourselves. If you're capable of making your own decisions, you have just a couple weeks left to collect a government grant if you can really live without training wheels. Buy your first home by April 30, and you will be rewarded for your independence with a pile of money. For the first roughly nine months, the federal government will pay you a dollar an hour, 24/7 for a total of $8,000, just for growing up. Now is the time to let Mommy and Daddy have that craft room or study they have been dreaming about for twenty or so years. Now is the time to finally tell your landlord where he can file his rules and rent increases. The federal government will pay you to do it, and I'll help you. Call 612-916-3033 now and we can get started.
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