This was sent to me by a good friend. Said I need to keep this in mind when helping clients.
While showing off his new Condo to his Business friends, one of them asked...
"What is this big brass gong and hammer for?"
"That's a talking clock" the new owner replied.
"How does it work?"
The young man replies..."Watch this...." he hits the gong and and ear shattering echo erupts for it. Suddenly, form the other side of the wall someone yells..."Knock it off you Idiot...it's 2 o'clock in the morning!"
I am not sure this would be the best gift to give!