It's Not A Bird, It's Not A Plane, It's ... Hammerman!

Reblogger Catherine Chaudemanche - Edison & Central NJ
Real Estate Agent with Metuchen Keller Williams Elite Realty / Middlesex County, NJ

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Well, I often have houses with lots of problems.  This particular house had many, many issues.  The report was very long.  But there were two things that stood out.

In 2004 someone decided to put in a new oil-burning heating system.  They selected a nice new system, very efficient.  Very nice!

They also selected a big tank.

No running out of oil just when you don't want to run out of oil!

And this tank was big, and a beaut!

Unfortunately, the only place they could put it was between the rear screened porch and the rear stairs.  No where else would work.

And it didn't fit.

So the HVAC installer made it fit.

He hammered the rear stairs.

 

While I thought it unusual, I didn't think it was a pattern.

Until I got inside!

When I saw this I knew it was a pattern!  The unit was fitted into the only place in the small basement room that it really could be.

Big problem.  Where would it vent?

There was an interior corner of the foundation wall right in the way. 

So, true to form, out came the hammer!

The corner was removed!  See the fill dirt behind the vent?  I laughed out loud!

And the beam on the right resting on what is remaining of the foundation wall?  Well, that wasn't so funny.

That is a major support beam!

Time for the engineer to stop by!

My client asked me what we were dealing with here.

I said, "I think this is the work of ... Hammerman!"

 

 

 

 

 

IF THE TANK DOESN'T FIT AND THE VENT CAN'T RISE, HAVE NO FEAR!  HAMMERMAN IS HERE!

Hammerman will make it work!  Never mind the foundation.  Never mind where the vent runs through the house.  We will make it work! 

This guy was good...

 

 

 

My recommendation:  Don't forget to call a home inspector!

This house had lots of interesting problems, some as interesting

as the one above.  It was a big WOW!         Good thing they called this guy:

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Gita Bantwal
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Thanks for an interesting post and the picture. I like the title of the post.

Apr 26, 2010 10:33 PM #1
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Go Hammerman go! If there is a will, and a hammer, there is a way.

Apr 26, 2010 10:55 PM #2
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Safety first...

Apr 26, 2010 11:40 PM #4
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...I thought it was a really funny (in a sad way) post...

Apr 27, 2010 10:04 AM #5
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I love Hammerman! He's so strong, and he appears to be everywhere. Either that or he follows me around.

Apr 28, 2010 01:31 PM #6
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