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Dementia  Quiz  

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question  to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing. 
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly. 
  
To assure the accuracy of the results, you 
 should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.   
 
OK?
   
 


Let's find out just how clever you really are....




Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's ) 







First Question:

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? 





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Answer 
: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place! 

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but 
don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?


 


 


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are WRONG again.. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??


You're not very good at this, are you? 




Third Question  
:
V
ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.

Try it.



Take
 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 . Now add 10. What is the total?  


Scroll down for the correct answer.....
 

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Did you get
 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100  ..



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

 Today is definitely not your day, is it ?   
 
Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...
  



Fourth Question
 

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene,

3. Nini,  4. Nono, and ???  What is the name of the fifth daughter? 







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is
  Mary you retard! Read the question again!


 


 


 


Okay, now the Bonus round, 
i.e., a final chance to

redeem yourself:


 


 


A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. 
Next, a blind man comes int o the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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It's really very simple 

He opens his mouth and ask for it...

Does your employer actually pay you to think??

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Rainmaker
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Cameron Wilson
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OK Ok I may have failed but there is no way I;m going to answer #4 with a guy who has five daughters. LoL

Apr 28, 2010 03:34 PM #1
Rainer
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Howdy and evenen there Connie

Each and every one of those were a real hoot to read. Thank you mighty kindly!!!

Apr 28, 2010 03:35 PM #2
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Darren Revell
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Okay.. so I got numbers 3 and 4..

 

Thanks for the funny's...

Apr 28, 2010 04:16 PM #3
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