A Nightmare!!!

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Real Estate

 

So  I am Leaving a Sellers House Tonight and they shake my hand and Thank Me for being such a Professional REALTOR, I then say Oh I am not a REALTOR, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express Last night, But I had this Nightmare that a huge Red White & Blue Hot Air Balloon landed in this field and Hundreds of Happy Sellers came running at me Yelling Over and Over again.....Thanks BUY OWNER...As a Turned to Run I Tripped over this Freaking Duck that appeared out of Nowhere, as I landed on top of him.. He Schreiked..AFLAC...AFLAC.....

By then a group of Sellers caught up to me ..and I preceeded to asked them HOW THEY DID IT... In unison they all replied..It Was SO EASY Even A CAVEMAN Could DO IT...... Seeing my shame and embarrasment this Huge Man with a Beard bent down and threw a Sweaty Football Jersey on my Head... I Looked up amazed and all I could say was ..WOW, Thanks MEAN JOE...then while still feeling Sad and Down some Little Rugrat sat down next to me and Pulled out an Ice Cold Coca Cola..at which point we popped the Top and proceeded to Share a Coke and a Smile while the rest of the Sellers joined hands and Sang ..If I Could Teach The World To Sing..In Perfect Harmony......
Just as I  Started to Feel at peace for a job Well Done.....an Angry Seller broke from the crowd and Ran at Me , adjusted his Comb Over and Screamed "YOU'RE FIRED"!!!! 

Moral of my Story.... BRANDING WORKS!!   

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Dave Zwierecki
First Security Financial Services - North Olmsted, OH
Funny way to get your point across. Great post.
Aug 01, 2007 04:23 PM #1
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Armando Rodriguez
QUEST REALTY SERVICES - Orlando, FL
Orlando Homes 4 Sale, Real Estate Broker-GRI

Very good. I remember the commercials..

but sometimes I can't remember what they're selling.

Go figure!

Aug 01, 2007 04:28 PM #2
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Julie Chapman
DR Horton - Lakeland, FL
New Homes Sales Lakeland Florida

LOFLOL...................you are a creative genius..................

Aug 01, 2007 04:29 PM #3
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Celeste "SALLY" Cheeseman
Liberty Homes - Mililani, HI
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And the moral of the story? I don't get the positive twist to this.
Aug 01, 2007 04:30 PM #4
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John Muhic
Keller Williams Real Estate - West Chester, PA

 

Sally... just alittle humor on a hot night... Good Branding sticks in peoples minds...ah , if i gotta explain, its not funny.

Aug 01, 2007 04:36 PM #5
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Valarie Grisham
Keller Williams - Lake Stevens, WA
very very true...funny how things stick that way
Aug 01, 2007 04:47 PM #6
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Celeste "SALLY" Cheeseman
Liberty Homes - Mililani, HI
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Okay........and I thought I was "different".  I'll give you a hand anyway...just because I like the branding.
Aug 01, 2007 05:01 PM #7
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That's a crazy dream...what do you think your inner sub conscience is trying to tell you?  You need to go hunting with cavemen for ducks?
Aug 01, 2007 05:03 PM #8
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Darrel Quebedeaux
Evergreen Realty & Associates Inc. - Newport Coast, CA

 

whitty!!

Aug 01, 2007 09:42 PM #9
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Todd Murphy
Fitts Agency - Tuscaloosa, AL
John, you obviously wrote this blog past your bedtime.  You should have remained in slumber.  Never blog when asleep. :)
Aug 01, 2007 09:52 PM #10
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John Muhic
Keller Williams Real Estate - West Chester, PA

 

Yea.... I think I was "Sleep Blogging".. I need a vacation!

Aug 02, 2007 02:02 AM #11
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