Well, no one is perfect. (Weekend humor)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Every now and again, out Pastor shows that he is human and throws out a joke that makes you wonder, although it fit perfectly into his message.  Here is that funny...

Every Sunday after church, a local pastor would ride his bike to an appointed place and meet the Bishop.   Then the 2 of them would go for a ride and talk about the days sermon and the week ahead. 

One Sunday, the Bishop arrived at the appointed meeting place and waited, and waited and waited.  Finally about 1/2 hour late, here comes the Pastor walking up the side walk.

What are you doing, inquired the Bishop, you know that we always ride bikes on Sunday.

"Well, I don't know how to say this, but someone form my congragation stole my bike.  I have been trying most of the week to figure out how to ask for it back."

Well, that's easy said the Bishop...Next Sunday during your sermon, include the 10 commandments.  When you get to the one that says 'thou shalt not steal', just mention that your bike is missing and if anyone knows where it is at, that you would appreciate it back.

The next Sunday, here comes the Pastor on his bike.

"Well, I see you took my advice."

"I sure did.  I was reading the 10 commandments like you suggested and when I got to the one that said...'thou shalt not commit Adultry, I remembered where I had left it!"

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Dale Baker
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Howdy and evening to ya William

Wonder what kind of sermon the Bishop gave to the Pastor. Thank you mighty kindly for a mighty fine hoot.

Have a good one

Dale

 

May 03, 2010 04:20 PM #1
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April Hayden-Munson
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Bill, now I did NOT see that one coming!! Thanks for the chuckle.

May 03, 2010 05:53 PM #2
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Vern Eaton
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Bill, someties one needs just a little hint to bring the memory around.

May 04, 2010 01:49 AM #3
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Randi Brammer
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Didn't see that coming.  Not the sort of thing you would wnat to hear from your clergy.

May 04, 2010 02:47 AM #4
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William Feela
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Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well, you never know what will make your memory go...OH YEA!

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