What is the BEST Joke you have ever heard in business?

 

I'm curious to hear about the best business jokes you have heard, including: 
funny business related cartoons 
funny business related quotes 
business stories with twist of humor. 

Thanks in advance for sharing your perspective on the fun side of business.  Here's one to start:

Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked the hot-shot young engineer, fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" 

The engineer coolly said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." 

The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - for starters, say, a red Corvette?" 

The engineer tried to control his excitement, but sat straight up and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" 

"Yeah," the interviewer shrugged, "But you started it."

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