This fits into my way of thinking. I now know why I am so healthy!
A fifth grade teacher wanted to teach his class about the evils of drinking.
The teacher took a glass of water and a glass of alcohol. He then took a worm and put it into the glass of water.
"See class how the worm moves around in the water unhurt." He then put a worm into the glass of whiskey and the worm wiggled and squirmed and then died on at the bottom of the glass.
"Class, what have we learned about this experiment?"
Little Johnny raised his hand from the back of the room..."This teaches us that if we drink whhiskey, we won't get worms!"
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