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Agarita Jelly--Pain in the Patooty...So Far

By
Real Estate Sales Representative with Keller Williams Realty--Boerne Hill Country

Being a "rural lifestyle realtor" poses some challenges and even danger at points.  Don't get me wrong...I love the rural lifestyle and the joys and challenges that come with it.  But, when my husband showed me the pea-size agarita berry and told me how "easy" it was to beat the bushes to harvest them...I thought, "What da hay...I'm gonna harvest me some of them agarita berries and make me some jelly!".

I watched him, the night before, bring in a bowl of berries and then step out on our back porch to sit on the porch swing and pick the stems off.  Didn't seem hard...and he was inside withing 15 minutes or so washing them.  So...with large plastic bin in hand and my trusty broom, I headed for the first agarita berry bush.  I was immediately poked in the patooty by the holly-like leaves and whipped around to the acute pain in my backside only to be poked on my arm by a retreating branch on my front side.  Yeeeeeeesh!

Not being detered by a little pain...I placed my bin under the branches and starting to "beat the bush".  Berries were flying everywhere...just not into my bin.  By this time, sweat is pouring off my forehead and my sister, Melody, comes out to see if she could help with the process.  She too got poked and we both said out loud, "There's gotta be a better way to do this!"

"Tongs", I declared.  "If we had two sets of tongs we could hold the pokey branch with one set and scrap the berries off with the other."  Brilliant...at least for a couple of minutes.  Fast forward an hour later and we called it quits on the harvesting part and decided to go ahead and clean the little berries and get ready to boil them down for agarita juice.

Well...in theory cleaning them sounded like a quick and easy process...but we soon realized that it was just as deadly pulling out the sharp leaves in the cleaning process as it was in the pickin process.  By this time we figured if we ever got to the jelly makin part, and if we ever sold a jar of agarita jelly, we would have to charge about $50 a jar to make it worth our while...

My sister called it quits after we gleened a large bowl full and I was left with a bin full of not-so-ripe berries and a bowl of berries that still could be used.  The jelly has yet to be made...but the berries are ready.  So...stay tuned for Part 2 of Agarita Jelly Making... 

They say that the best things in life come through hard work...   Um...maybe "they" hadn't made agarita jelly yet. 

Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices

Wow...

that reminded me how I once went with my wife and here brother to the forest to pick huckleberry. I love huckleberries and I expected it to be fun.

It was far from it. You bend all the time, picking these small blck berries and drop them into the bucket, and you keep doing it and you still donot see them even covering the bottom. It was middle of the day, but that's where the mosquitoes hide during the day, and they kept biting us for disturbing them.

It took us the whole day, and we werre swollen... The preserve was great, but I would not do it again... ever

May 28, 2010 07:41 AM
Claire Record
Keller Williams Realty--Boerne Hill Country - Boerne, TX

Never done the hucklberry thang...but from the sounds of it...I may leave it to the huckleberry lovers. 

Btw...my bee-hind still hurts from the poke I got.  Didn't know leaves could hurt that bad. 

May 28, 2010 09:00 AM
Melanie Hedrick
Elite Texas Properties, the best homes from McKinney to Dallas! - McKinney, TX
972-816-7205

Well, here I am a fellow Texan and I hadn't even heard of Agarita Jelly!  Good for you for giving it a try. 

In Montana, where we visit in the summer, the huckleberries are prized like gold.  They're very small but make wonderful jellies and pies -- everyone around there knows that you'll pay a high price if you want anything huckleberry -- but so far it's been well worth it!

May 28, 2010 11:44 AM
Liz Wallace
Century 21 Sherlock Homes - Rockville Centre, NY
Broker C21 Sherlock Homes, Rockville Centre, LI, N

That better be the most wonderful jelly ever.  I think I'll look for it in the supermarket.

May 30, 2010 02:36 AM
Patricia Kennedy
RLAH@properties - Washington, DC
Home in the Capital

Claire, love your horse.  Love your blog.  I just subscribed and am sure I'll find something wonderful this week!

May 30, 2010 04:25 PM
Claire Record
Keller Williams Realty--Boerne Hill Country - Boerne, TX

Liz...it actually is an amazing jelly...  I will be writing about it today in my blog. 

Patricia...thanks for reading and subscribing!  I am having a blast with this and hopefully am providing consumers with good rural lifestyle knowledge as well as the real esate community.

 

May 31, 2010 06:08 AM
Claire Record
Keller Williams Realty--Boerne Hill Country - Boerne, TX

Thanks, Douglas...  I made 19 jars of it and only have 9 left.  The folks I gave it to came back for more. It's got a unique taste...but it's wonderful!  My husband wanted to try the Agarita wine...but we may have to wait until next season. 

Jun 13, 2010 10:02 AM