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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).  We decided to grab a bite at the food court.  I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.  The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.  My dad kept staring at her.The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.  When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"   
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!  In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter."


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Lisa Walston
Atlas Property Group and Abbey Church Properties - Greenwood, IN

Waaaay tooo funny!!!!!!!

Jun 04, 2010 07:41 AM #1
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Lisa, that's what I thought too.  I've read the story before but never had a visual to go along with it to complete the package.  Glad you enjoyed it!

Jun 04, 2010 08:10 AM #2
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Renée Donohue~Home Photography
Savvy Home Pix - Allegan, MI
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LMAO!  My grandma is here too and with close to 40 children, grandchildren and great grand children to brag about nothing really surprises here.  We will see if she can be shocked here in Vegas, LOL

Jun 05, 2010 06:05 AM #3
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
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I just saw your anticipated weather for the week Renee.  That would be the shock for me.  The part I can't stand is gong outside at 1 or 2am and it's 97 degrees.  107, I wouldn't survive.  Have a fabulous Graduation event, maybe that will be the "shocker"!  

Jun 05, 2010 06:25 AM #4
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Dee Mayers
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San Gabriel Valley, CA

Oh no, he didn't?  This is funny on so many levels, his inebriated state, 

what he did, what he said, how he said it and the girl's reaction.

:).


Jun 05, 2010 06:07 PM #5
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Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Oh yes, he did!  Simply stunning.  Thanks Dee!

Jun 06, 2010 04:41 AM #6
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