I was talking with an Attorney for one of my past clients. It was related to the property I had represented him on that he enlisted my help for. Don't worry, I am fine, but I think this Atty. is taking this guy for a ride. Brought this story to mind...
An attorney married a lady who had been divorced 10 times. "Please be gentle with me, I 'm still a Virgin."
"How can that be, you have been married 10 times." replied the new husband.
Well, husband 1 was a Sales Representative. he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2, he was in soft wear services. He said he didn't really know how it worked, but he would check and get back to me.
Husband 3, was in field orders. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up.
Number 4 was a telemarketer. Even tho he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he could deliver.
Husband 5, was an engineer. He understood the basics, but wanted 3 years to research, design and implement a new state of the art method.
6 was from finance administration. He thought he knew how, but he didn't know if it was his job or not.
Husband 7 was in marketing, he had a good product but never knew how to position it right.
husband 8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.
9 was a gynocologist. All he did was look at it.
And husband 10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was...OH GOD, I miss him.
But not I am really excited.
"Good, but why." asked the new husband.
"Because your an Attorney, so now I know I gonna get screwed!"
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