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A ton of Pun, now let's have some fun!

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Real Estate Agent with Andrew Arroyo Real Estate - Lic#01187872 CALBRE#01187872

Who say's real estate professionals don't have a sense of humor?

A ton of Pun, now let's have some fun!
 
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine .
 
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
 
    Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
 
    Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
 
    A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
 
    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
 
    Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
 
   Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
 
    Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
 
    Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
 
    When two egotists (mega-agents) meet, it's an I for an I.
 
    A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
 
    What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
 
    Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
 
    In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
 
    She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
 
    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
 
    If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
 
    With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
    The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
 
    You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
 
    Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.
 
    Every calendar's days are numbered.
 
    A lot of money is tainted -  Taint yours and taint mine.
 
    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
 
    He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
 
    A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
 
    Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
 
    Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
 
    Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
 
    Acupuncture is a jab well done.

and last but not least for our industry friends...

 A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

When looking for a Real Estate Professional with a sense of humor in San Diego County,
Call me, Robert Sizer, 760.519.8436
"I'm not joking, this is my job!"
Cal Lic #01187872


 
 

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Robert Sizer, REALTOR®

Real Estate investments, Marketing & Sales

Andrew Arroyo Real Estate

1020 Prospect Ave Ste. 350

La Jolla, CA 92037

Cell: (760) 519.8436

Fax: (760) 494.5304

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CA DRE LIC # 01187872

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Mike Saunders
Retired - Athens, GA

Ok, multiple groans, but, for some masochistic reason, I stayed to the end. I will admit, the LAN down under got me laughing, I was a LAN product manager for 8 years at a rather large company.

Jun 12, 2010 07:55 AM