In celebration of Father's Day, I thought I would highlight a few of my favorite "Dadisms"...
- Don't ask me, ask your mother.
- Elbows off the table... please.
- This is your last warning, missy!
- I'm not just talking to hear my own voice!
- Don't forget to check your oil.
- Did you check the oil?
- Are you SURE you checked the oil?
- You're only young once.
- You're gonna like it, whether you like it or not!
- The early bird gets the worm.
- If your friend jumped off a bridge would you?
- You have things so easy!
- Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
- What part of NO don't you understand?
- I don't care what other people are doing!
- Two wrongs do not make a right.
- Don't use that tone with me!
- Who said life was fair?
- Drive safe!
- Wipe your feet!
- Enough is enough!
- Don't make me stop the car! [MY FAVORITE "DADISM"]
- What did I just get finished telling you?
- Act your age.
- Go ask your mother!
- Just wait until I get you home!
- Be home early.
- Fill your mouth with food and not with words.
- I'm not sleeping, I was watching that channel. [MY 2nd FAVORITE!]
- You should visit more often. Your mother worries.
- Turn off those lights. Do you think I am made of money?
- What do you think I am, a bank?
- When I was your age...
If you have any "Dadisms" you would like to add -- please do!
Happy Father's Day!
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