June, graduation month. It's been awhile since I've been to a party that celebrated one's graduation, which is why I haven't done a keg stand since Bill Clinton was in office. To celebrate, I want to take some time to nominate a few folks right here for their appropriate places on the mantle that will be AR's history. Let's take a look:
Most Likely to Fail a Sobriety Test: Lucky on this one, he's writing this. It ain't easy writing with a needle sticking out of the vein in your left forearm, so give him a break.
Most Opinionated: Tie. Katerina Gassett & Inna Hardison, from two opposite camps. One is a tad Conservative and one is a tad Liberal. Works for me. But both speak from their heart and while I used to cherish such things, I admire Nestor & Jon more with every post I read from their significant others;)
Most likely to Succeed: Aaron Auxier, with his piece here.
Most likely to Embrace Obama's Administration: Kevin Robinson. Those evil "Libs" know there is a socialist walking around in his brain.
Class Clown: Usually I would attribute this one to the guy or gal who is just funny and not much else. In this case though, I can't do that. Paul Slaybaugh is a damn witty chap with a big brain. Good combo, though dangerous. I give this one to Slaybaugh and I won't blame him if acceptance isn't taken.
Least Likely to Garner a Featured Post: Hugh Krone. What's beautiful about this is that he's proud of it. I like that. And I like Hugh. If I had my way, I'd take that big heart of his and apply it to a gold star here on AR... but that may just ruin the streak.
Least Likely to Turn Down Your Business: Jeff Belonger fits the bill. If taking in new business is eating at a Chinese Buffet, this guy has mastered Pork Fried Rice.
Most Likely to Reblog Your Post: Mr. Don Bradbury. This guy is to re-blogging as Dimaggio was to having consecutive games reaching first base without being hit by the pitch.
Least Likely to End up in an Affair with Former President, George W. Bush: Karen Ann Stone. Nuff said.
Most Likely to Steal Lenn's Maps - Me! Not really, as I have no proper usage for them ... I just want to tie up the Judicial Process with Nonsense.
Most likely to End Up on Her Back: Jennifer Monroe, because that's where I have her when I'm properly shaved. Her too. Slut!!!