Ever look up and see your gutters just sitting there?
And don't you think, "Hey, they aren't doing anything! How can I make them more useful?"
Well, think no more! Hi, Billy Jays here! Have I got a product for you! Call now to
Get Yer Gutter Garden!
No more will you ever think your gutter is useless!
Now your gutter can be something that is used all the time! Forget the rain storms! Forget the downspout discharge next to the house!
Now the rain that falls on your roof will be useful too!
Get Yer Gutter Garden!
Imagine what your neighbors will think as they drive by!
Imagine how proud your family will be to know that your gutter is a gutter garden!
Get Yer Gutter Garden! and grow anything you want!
You can choose from our whole gutter kit, or our smaller, designer kit!
If you don't want to dress up the whole gutter, just dress up one end! Add a splash of color! Make a statement!
And remember, all our kits are purely organic!
For only $2.22 one bag of our convenient-to-use Gutter Clog will fill 3' of your gutter nearly to the brim!
Add more bags and add more garden!
Call now and one of our crack gutter garden staff will walk you through just what you need to create the perfect garden and just how many bags you will receive!
Then, in as few as 120 days, your bags will arrive and you can
Get Yer Gutter Garden!
started!! So call now!
And if you call in the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day, you will also receive our very first double offer! A starter kit for our 
greenest, proudest and newest product
Raise Yer Roof Repose!
This will come to you free if you just promise to tell a neighbor!
That's all I ask! Tell a neighbor!
Now you can sit in your yard and enjoy all of the restful benefits of having a roof repose.
It's a regular zen garden! But it's on your roof!
You will be the end-all neighborhood attraction for the best ying and yang the universe has to offer.
Relax in your on yard, look up and practice tai chi as you drink your chai tea!
Raise Yer Roof Repose! will change your life!
Get centered, get settled and get relaxed! Get Raise Yer Roof Repose!
So call now!
Along with your first Raise Yer Roof Repose! kit I will personally include a pamphlet on the ancient art of tai chi and your first bag of organic chai tea! Practice and drink, drink and practice! And remember me, Billy Jays, as you smooth out those bumps and wrinkles life has to offer!
So call now!
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