Things to make you think

Real Estate Agent with Silvercreek Realty Group

When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

Do stairs go up or down?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change their name to Knockers?


Have a great Tuesday! ;)

Comments (8)

Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Well that was a fun post Corey, thanks for my morning chuckle.

Jul 13, 2010 01:52 AM
Patrick White
Home Driven Realty, Inc - Baldwin, NY
Driven to bring New Yorkers home

Good Morning Corey,

Thanks for the post. It is a good one. Have a great day.

Jul 13, 2010 01:55 AM
Deborah Byron Leffler BzyBee Real Estate Lady!
Keller Williams Realty Boise - Nampa, ID

Good ones Corey!!!   Great way to start the morning! 

Jul 13, 2010 02:11 AM
Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

Great way to start the day, now i will be hungry for Wings all day.... delivery please as we dont have any this far north. 

Jul 13, 2010 02:23 AM
Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
800-926-5653, White Mountains NH

I'm all for the knockers any walk in traffic would be very much appreciated today.

Jul 13, 2010 04:10 AM
Carissa Acker
Real Estate by Design with Keller Williams Realty - Denton, TX

I enjoyed, thanks!  BTW, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Jul 13, 2010 09:14 AM
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

I like the last one.  I may be one to buy anything and everything in that case!

Jul 13, 2010 11:07 AM
Scott Warga
ACSI American Construction Specialists & Investigations - Gilbert, AZ

Stairs don't move, people do.

Why are there brail keypads on drive up ATM's?

Jul 14, 2010 05:02 AM