Some mates from the UK were wondering about Segway tours of Celebration. I can't say how they found out about these tours, but they contacted me to learn more.
So, as a public service, you should check out: Segway Tours of Celebration, Florida.
I'm not affiliated with them in any way, but I can vouch that they are a real thing, as I see them zipping around every few days. Who knows... it might be a unique break from the theme parks for a few hours!