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Adam and Eve (Humor)

By Michael "Bear" Barry

Industry Observer with ClearSpring Loan Services / Halo Portfolio Advisors

July 23, 2010 03:43 AM

Adam was in the Garden of Eden, when God approached and said "Adam have you noticed all of my creatures have mates"

Adam replied "Yes God"

"Well Adam, I am going to create you a mate." said God. "She will be the most beautiful creature you have ever seen, she will have the most voluptuous curves, and she will cater to your every whim!"

An excited Adam said "That sounds Great God, what's it going to cost me?"

God replied, "It's going to cost you a leg."

After some thought Adam said "What can I get for a rib?"

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Suzanne Strickler

Realty Mark Associates - Havertown, PA

School is never out for the Successful.

Michael - VERY cute.

Jul 23, 2010 05:43 AM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Yea..you get what you pay for! LOL Thanks for the chuckle

Jul 23, 2010 12:38 PM

Vern Eaton

Askov, MN

Realtor 651-674-7449

I agree with Bil's comment...You get what you pay for. Need to stay out of Walmart!!!

Jul 24, 2010 02:59 AM

Tony & Darcy Cannon

Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT

The C Team

That is a cute joke! Thanks I can always use a laugh!

Jul 24, 2010 02:37 PM

Rich Murray

PMNC, Cary, NC - Cary, NC

GRI, ABR

Now that explains a lot of things. I think Adam and Eve both screwed us all over. :=)

Jul 25, 2010 02:44 PM

Jeff Dugan

Century 21 Absolute Realty - Ridley Township, PA

Hmmmm i gues if Adam give the leg our mate really would serve us....lol just kidding I think

Jul 25, 2010 02:53 PM

Nick T Pappas

Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL

Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Michael, I just told this to a couple of lady friends...it really didn't go over that well...I wonder why??

Oct 06, 2010 05:43 AM

Michael "Bear" Barry

ClearSpring Loan Services / Halo Portfolio Advisors - Prosper, TX

Nick -- I told it at Thanksgiving one year. My Dad reminded me of the importance of timing in comedy. I guess you could include knowing your audience as well.

Oct 06, 2010 05:59 AM

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