The Big-Talkin' Cowboy
At the end of the day we all need a good laugh. I'm posting this more for my brother who thinks of himself as the ultimate "gentlemen" cowboy.
A big-talking cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the big-talkin' cowboy offered.
'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , why, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and punched him. Why I smacked him hard too, right across his ugly face ....
Then I kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
"Now, back off!!" I yelled at the group, "Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
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