My wife loves to go to stores just to look. Me, I have looked and bought and now it is time to use! But, here is one for everyone who enjoys browsing at a store.
An elderly gentleman walked into a boutique. With him, a seeing eye dog. Not wanting to stare at him, the clerk acknowledges him and says..."If you need a hand, just give me a yell.
The elderly man walked to the middle of the small store, takes his dog and starts to swing him around in a circle on his leash about shoulder high.
Startled by this the young clerk says.."SIR, MAY I HELP YOU WITH SOMETHING?"
"No," Says the elderly man, "I'm just looking around."
OK...go ahead and groan. But that is how I feel when my wife says..."I'm just going to try on this one thing...12 garments later...still nothing to buy!