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I hope the Center City Condo I sell you smells like dog pee- honest!

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Real Estate Agent with Berkshire Hathaway Home Services Fox and Roach Realtors

I Hope the Center City Condo I Sell You Smells Like Dog Pee


And has dirty orange shag carpeting.  And faded purple painted walls.  I really do.

I have been preaching this mantra for some eighteen years now here in Center City Philadelphia.  And it has worked!  Our little group of seven REALTORS® (www.CenterCityCondos.com) at Prudential Fox and Roach REALTORS® sell over 160 Philadelphia condos and Philadelphia townhouses a year to very happy owners.

One distinction that we can brag about is the fairly sizeable profits a lot of our buyers make when they call us a number of years later to resell their Center City condos. Now granted, a lot of that has to do with the market conditions, and the fact that Philadelphia real estate has been on an upswing for the past dozen or so years.  But, a significant reason many of our Philadelphia condo buyers make money is because we guide them to properties that are diamonds in the rough.

Buyers are probably going to find the smelly, ugly Center City condos severely discounted (disproportionately) lower than one might expect….because few other buyers are emotionally attracted to these “dogs.”  My goal is to get buyers to see past the simple outdated or unattractive cosmetics that are inherent in a number of downtown Philadelphia lofts, condos, and townhomes.

I feign deafness when I hear a buyer tell me that the “place is perfect, except I don’t like the carpeting.”  Or that the appliances are old and the inside of the refrigerator smells like the inside of their gym bag.  Those issues are what I call PHONE CALL UPGRADES. You pick up the telephone, you dial the local Home Depot or Lowes and you set an appointment for them to come out and replace the appliances and carpet. You place one call to a painter who repaints all the faded purple colored walls. These are one step-one call upgrades. This isn’t brain surgery. We are not moving the kitchen which would involve moving gas lines, water lines, replacing flooring, redoing baseboard moldings on and on and on and on. Simple stuff… “One Phone Call” stuff. 

And that is where many buyers see a huge increase in their resale price:  simple, light cosmetic work. The kind of work that takes a pee smelling, dirty orange shag carpeted piece of ick, and adds significant emotional value through the use of good decorating skills, cleanliness, and minor cosmetic upgrades that are readily visible to the eye.

So the next time you are ready to turn your back on an  "Ugly Duckling'...you might want to think twice!

Mark Wade

Prudential Fox and Roach Realtors

www.Blog.CenterCityCondos.com

CenterCityCondos.com

215.521.1523 

leslie brophy
pacific realty - Long Beach, WA

A GREAT WAY TO BUILD CUSTOMERS WHO BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU SAY IS THE TRUTH. AND MAKE MONEY DOING IT! NICE MARKET YOU CREATED. GOOD JOB, BUT I NOTICED YOU ONLY PICK ON THE POOR DOGS WHAT ABOUT CATS, THEY STINK TOO

Aug 17, 2007 03:00 PM
Debbie White
Southeast Alaska Real Estate - Juneau, AK
I Sell Alaska!

LOL I thought about the above comment, but really I wanted to see "before" and "after" photos!

Life is good when you've found your niche.

Aug 17, 2007 04:33 PM
Darrel Quebedeaux
Evergreen Realty & Associates Inc. - Newport Coast, CA
You had me going there.
Aug 17, 2007 04:35 PM
Chris Tesch
RE/MAX Bryan-College Station - College Station, TX
College Station, Texas Real Estate
Wish we had some simple ways to create equity quickly!  Too many handmen, not enough handyman specials!
Aug 17, 2007 04:56 PM
Carmen Offutt
La Rosa Realty - Altamonte Springs, FL
you know that and I know that but most of the time potential buyers don't get it.  Specially when they want to buy it as a primary residence, great post.
Aug 17, 2007 05:09 PM
Bob & Carolin Benjamin
Benjamin Realty LLC - Gold Canyon, AZ
East Phoenix Arizona Homes
Oh my, these sounds absolutely lovely. But there is a buyer for every property.
Aug 17, 2007 06:02 PM
Anonymous
C.J. Johnson Tehachapi California
I love this post. Your point about discounted properties only reminds me how important a stager can be in the sale of a property.  As you pointed out most buyers would look past these properties or pay a much lower value to the seller.  I recently saw an ad for listings in my area that said  "SHOW ME YOUR DOGS" and they did not mean the kind you pet.  I too love a fixer upper as a matter of fact my current home was seafoam green and Pepto Bismol pink when I bought it.
Aug 18, 2007 12:18 AM
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Rich Kruse
Gryphon USA, Ltd. - Columbus, OH
If you have buyers for property that smells like dog pee, call me.  I have too many listings not selling.
Aug 18, 2007 12:22 AM
Brian Schulman
Coldwell Banker Residential Brokerage, Lancaster PA - Lancaster, PA
Lancaster County PA RealEstate Expert 717-951-5552
You make a great point, Mark.  I can't understand folks who don't see past the color of the carpet.  Lancaster City has also been making a comeback in the last couple of years, and many center city properties need complete cosmetic makeovers.  Wise consumers and investors realize what great bargains some of these homes can be.
Aug 18, 2007 01:21 AM
Rebecca Savitski
BSR Real Estate Group - Cary, NC
NC Real Estate Listings
Cute post and if only they are so lucky to smell dog pee! Cha ching$$$
Aug 18, 2007 01:53 AM
Ann Cummings
RE/MAX Shoreline - NH and Maine - Portsmouth, NH
Portsmouth NH Real Estate Preferrable Agent

Hi Mark - what an eye-catching title this post has!!   I love your 'PHONE CALL UPGRADES' - I just may have to borrow that expression myself - LOVE it!!

"a pee smelling, dirty orange shag carpeted piece of ick" - great description and if only more people could see through that to the real potential, there'd be more buyers earning some great equity!

Congrats on the feature!
Ann

Aug 18, 2007 03:11 AM
Debbie Cook
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc - Silver Spring, MD
Silver Spring and Takoma Park Maryland Real Estate
This is a great post about the power of visualizing for a buyer - you really know how to do your job. Loved the "phone call" upgrades!
Aug 18, 2007 05:47 AM
Angie Vandenbergh
Crye-Leike, Realtors - Memphis, TN
A Crye-Leike Blogger
Welcome to the site. Your very first blog here is featured! How lucky is that! Cute title...
Aug 18, 2007 07:43 AM
Lexa R. Montierth
NextHome Complete Realty - Tucson, AZ
Real Estate Sales Agent and Marketer

I love it :)  i am one to always see past the "deferred maintenance"  I just wish my buyers would!

 

Lexa 

Aug 18, 2007 11:39 AM
Yvette Chisholm
Long & Foster Real Estate, Inc. - Rockville, MD
Associate Broker - Rockville, MD 301-758-9500
I don't think the dog pee is cosmetic....
Aug 18, 2007 12:36 PM
Vanessa Plante-McDonald, MBA, REALTOR® - Cash Rebate to ALL My Buyers!
Bethel Equities, LLC - Laurel, MD
I went to see an ugly duckling today. I realized that it's a lovely property, once the stink goes away!
Aug 18, 2007 02:19 PM
Sharon Simms
Coastal Properties Group International - Christie's International - Saint Petersburg, FL
St. Petersburg FL - CRS CIPS CLHMS RSPS

I'm going to borrow your "Phone Call Upgrades". What a great description - and it puts it into perspective.

Cat pee is worse than Dog pee - it's a 2 phone call upgrade: one to the hardwood flooring people to sand and refinish, then a call to the carpet company if you want to put something over your new beautiful floors. 

Aug 18, 2007 02:58 PM
Tips for Agents Who Need More Real Estate Leads, Kathy Goughenour
Lead Booster Club - Black, MO

I'm one of those buyers who has a really difficult time imagining a home's potential.  Thank goodness there are REALTORS out there like Mark Wade who can help me (and other buyers just like me - there are a LOT of us) get past the pee smell and shag rug look of a diamond in the rough.  Thanks for an entertaining and informative post!

Aug 19, 2007 05:49 AM
Marc Burke
Condo Metropolis LLC - Orlando, FL
Ph.D, GRI, e-PRO, ACRE, REPM, CNE
Hey Mark - welcome to active rain. not as good as your 'home' blog of course, but can be fun sometimes nonetheless. If you think your posts are irreverant... come see some of mine!! lol
Aug 19, 2007 07:24 AM
Peter M . Christopher
Fairfield County Home Inspection LLC - Fairfield, CT
Residential & Commercial Inspections in
Welcome to A/R, This is a great place to network, Good luck !
Aug 20, 2007 06:57 AM