Crow Wing County Fair Joke

Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty Professionals MN Broker #40288835

     While working in my Keller Williams/ Re$ale Design booth at the Crow Wing County Fair, this bit of humor came my way. The fair is an interesting place with many fashion and cause statements being made and jokes flying.  Yesterday was HOT with a Heat Index of 101 outside. I was in a metal building with little ventilation and many people. Hopefully today will be cooler and maybe I will hear another joke for you.

     A DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Dakota, and talks with an old rancher.  He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."  The rancher says, "Okay , but do not go in that field over there," as he points out the location.

     The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister,  I have the authority of the Federal Government with me."  Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher.  "See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land.  No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand? "

     The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.

     A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety.  The officer is clearly terrified. The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

“Your badge!  Your badge!  Show him your BADGE! "

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Kim Sellers
Lake Arrowhead, CA Coldwell Banker - Lake Arrowhead, CA
Lake Arrowhead Realtor - BRE#01412099 - Lake Arrow

Oh, that is classic and could be used in many different instances of life.

Aug 04, 2010 02:52 AM #1
William Feela
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

There are many occupations in which the worker thinks that he has more rights to do things than common sense.

Aug 04, 2010 03:00 AM #2
Renee Marrs Caperton
Marrs & Associates - Corsicana, TX
Realtor - Corsicana Texas Real Estate

I love this joke and I bet it has actually happened to someone/somewhere!

Aug 04, 2010 06:10 AM #3
Lizette Fitzpatrick
Lizette Realty - Lexington KY - Richmond KY - Lexington, KY
Lizette Realty,Lexington KY MLS - Kentucky Homes -

This is too funny!  This was great lunch time laugh. Have a great day!

Aug 05, 2010 06:08 AM #4
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