If only you were as Cool as I.......

Re/Max NOC employees: It is not acceptable to wear sunglasses while working inside the office. Not only is it completely against the ReMax dress code, it is a tremendous safety hazard. There are two people in the office that insist on wearing sunglasses at work to show that "they are somebody." But I am here to tell you, Ed and Randy, that you are not celebrities with photographers clambering to take your picture; you guys are no Tom Selleck (just ask Stephanie or Suzi). Sunglasses worn indoors are a privilege to those that underwent training in the Secret Service                                           and the blind  (which makes no sense to me, why would blind people need any kind of glasses?). The other exception is if you are Mr. Tommy Lee Jones Consider this  a warning, lose the sunglasses or I'll lose them for you.