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Mensa Tweeks the Dictionary

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Mortgage and Lending with Wells Fargo Home Loans

New Words
          The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are this year's winners.
          Each is an artificial word with only one letter altered.  Some are terrifically innovative.  This would be a great party game - maybe.  (Are we up to this?)

1.    Intaxication:  Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you      realize it was your money to start with.   2.    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3.    Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, who stops bright ideas from penetrating.  The Bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
4.    Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
5.    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
6.    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get  it.
7.    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 8.    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.  (?) I don't get it.
9.   *Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.  (This one got extra credit.***) 10.  Karmageddon:  It's like, when everybody is sending of all these really bad vibes, right?  And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 11.  Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 12.  Glibido: All talk and no action.
13.  Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
14.  Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
15.  Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
16. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

 

-original author unknown, received via e-mail

Jean Doyle
RE/MAX House Values - Mount Arlington, NJ
Morris and Sussex NJ Real Estate
Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start the week.
Aug 20, 2007 02:27 AM
Mike Fotiou
First Place Realty - Calgary, AB
Calgary & Area Real Estate

Veal Estate - property early in its market life.

gah.  That's horrible.  It's harder doing than I thought! lol

Those mentioned above are really creative!  

Aug 20, 2007 03:11 AM
Joe Manausa - Tallahassee, FL
Joe Manausa Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Tallahassee Real Estate
Good post Brian. This and the annual Darwin Awards always makes me laugh when I see it come around.
Sep 11, 2007 09:12 PM
Matthew Rosov
Amerisave Mortgage Corporation - Laurel, MD
Certified Mortgage Planning Specialist
Very appropo.  I'm sure we have all seen these one way or another in our career.
Sep 16, 2007 12:26 AM
Ilyce N. Powell
Financial Revitalize - Baltimore, MD
CMPS- Certified Mortgage Planning Specialist
Oooh, Brian. Let me think on this a little bit. Ok?
Sep 21, 2007 04:58 PM
Karen Monsour
Coldwell Banker Fort Lauderdale Beach - Fort Lauderdale, FL
REALTOR, SSRS - Sells FL Waterfront, Short Sale Expert!

Mortivation - the act of being mortified at your motivation to sell!!!

Ok, I tried.  Funny post...

When is chapter 2 coming out???

Sep 24, 2007 12:06 PM
Jeffrey Malburg
RE/MAX Acclaim - Roseville, MI
Creative, I've been sitting here trying to think of one but I'm drawing a blank! Oh well, it's still very creative!
Sep 25, 2007 05:29 AM
National Security Delaware Security Systems Free
Home and Business Alarms, Camera Systems 24 Hour Monitoring - Wilmington, DE

Thats some funny stuff Brian I like this one the best Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Jul 04, 2010 05:33 PM