A LITTLE TUESDAY MORNING HUMOUR... HOPE IT MAKES YOU SMILE!!

By
Real Estate Sales Representative with BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE SIGNATURE SERVICE

Ok - this is just way too funny not to share!  One of my colleagues sent this to me last week... and it made my laugh out loud... 

Hope it will bring a smile to your fact too!  Enjoy!

Kitchen Wisdom...


Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips

 


Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake!
 You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway!
 

Granny


To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.


Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.
 Keeps in the pantry for up to a year.
 

Granny


When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.


Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

 


If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant 'fix-me-up.'


If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.
  Please recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
 


Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.


Celery? 
Never heard of it!

 


Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.


The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.

 


Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.


Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go away!


If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves. 
They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.


Go ask that very cute neighbour if he can open it for you.

 


Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Martha


Leftover Wine??????  HELLO!!!!!!!

Granny

 

  
Lastly, if you don't forward
 
this to 1 of your friends within
 
the next 5 minutes your belly
 
button will unscrew and your
 
butt will fall off.

Granny2

Really...It's true! 
Have I ever lied to you?

 

 

 

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Comments (5)

Terry McCarley
Coastal Real Estate - Cape Coral FL - Cape Coral, FL
REALTOR, SRES, CDPE - Cape Coral, FL

Thanks for the chuckle - I don't cook much so I can relate.

Aug 10, 2010 03:31 AM
Carolyn Kolba
Serving Mentor, and all of Lake County, Ohio - Mentor, OH
Keller Williams Realty- Mentor, Ohio

Some very cute ideas, Gloria.  But, as far as the Mrs Smith pies are concerned... have you ever tried the Marie Callendar frozen pies.  They are truly to die for.  Yum.

Aug 10, 2010 03:32 AM
Gloria Valvasori, Accredited Senior Agent
BETTER HOMES AND GARDENS REAL ESTATE SIGNATURE SERVICE - Mississauga, ON
REAL Experience | REAL Commitment | REAL Results!

Terry, it made me chuckle too... thanks for reading...

 

Carolyn... haven't tried them... but I will look for them..!! Thanks for the idea.

Have a great day ladies!

Aug 10, 2010 03:35 AM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

It is a rainy day down here and this really brightened it up! Thanks!

Aug 23, 2010 08:43 AM
Marilyn Harrell
Better Homes and Acres - Beaverton, MI
Wixom Lake - Beaverton MI

This is really great! Even on a Monday! And lime does help a headache - I tried it!

Apr 18, 2011 03:44 AM