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I'm apparently going to hell one way or the other

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Real Estate Agent with PMNC, Cary, NC

So a man is sitting in the barber shop and while in the barbers chair, a preacher overhears him say a joke about marriage. After a short conversation between the barber and the man, the preachers realizes that the man is living with the mother of his children but is not married to her. The preacher joins the conversation and tells the man that he needs to marry the woman because he is living in sin. Furthermore, the preacher tells the man that if he does not marry the woman, the man will be destined to Hell. So the man says to the preacher, "If I did marry to this woman I would be in Hell"

Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Rich, proving there is always more than one way to look at things.

Aug 11, 2010 04:04 PM
Karen Bernetti
Southington, CT

So true!

Aug 11, 2010 04:11 PM
Mykel Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

LOL - I know some women who feel the same way. ;-)

Aug 11, 2010 04:11 PM
Debi Braulik
www.roundrealestate.com - Maple Valley, WA
Selling Maple Valley to Fife WA Homes For Sale

Ditto Nick! :)  lol

Aug 11, 2010 04:15 PM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Been there done that, don't need to do that again!   lol

Aug 11, 2010 05:10 PM
Dan Edward Phillips
Dan Edward Phillips - Eureka, CA
Realtor and Broker/Owner

Thanks for the great joke and the smile.  Nice work Rich.

Aug 11, 2010 05:45 PM
Maya Thomas, Broker
Tampa, FL
Please see my client recommendations.

I hear this from some of my friends!

Aug 12, 2010 08:39 AM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Rich - Thanks for the laugh.  Have a great evening.

Aug 12, 2010 04:49 PM
Rich Murray
PMNC, Cary, NC - Cary, NC
GRI, ABR

I'm glad I was able to bring a smile to your faces.  =-)

Aug 14, 2010 03:30 PM
Russel Ray, San Diego Business & Marketing Consultant & Photographer
Russel Ray - San Diego State University, CA

That could certainly explain a lot about the high divorce rate in the country. LOL

Aug 21, 2010 01:01 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Thanks for the chuckle...it's getting my day off to a good start!

Sep 02, 2010 12:13 AM
Rich Murray
PMNC, Cary, NC - Cary, NC
GRI, ABR

It certainly shows that there is more than 1 way to look at things.  :-)

Sep 03, 2010 03:59 AM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

I hope you are having a great weekend!

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