Great Truths for Small Children!

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty Professionals MN Broker #40288835

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED or will learn at some point:


  • No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
  •   When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
  •   If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  •   Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
  •   You can't trust dogs to watch your food.child
  •   Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  •   Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  •   You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  •   Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  •   The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
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Paige Walker
Paige Walker - Pineville, LA
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That is very sweet! Thanks for sharing!

Aug 16, 2010 03:28 AM #1
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Edward & Celia Maddox
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Funny, but very true.  Thanks for sharing on a Monday morning.

Aug 16, 2010 03:28 AM #2
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Al Raymondi
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Great collection of truisms Kathleen, thanks for sharing.

Aug 16, 2010 03:33 AM #3
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Shelley Rowton
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Too cute and just what I needed this morning.  Kids are really quite perceptive little people! 

Aug 16, 2010 03:34 AM #4
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Janice Ankrett
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A cat and a dust buster huh? LOL! Thanks for the chuckes.

Aug 16, 2010 08:21 AM #5
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Lizette Fitzpatrick
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What a sweet story!   Thanks for sharing and way to end the day with your cute blog.

Aug 16, 2010 11:13 AM #6
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Rosalinda Morgan
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How true... how true.  Love the last one - The best place to be when you are sad is Grandma's lap.  Thanks for sharing.

Aug 16, 2010 04:44 PM #7
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William Feela
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I could not have said it any better.  Kids know the truth and are not afraid of it.

Aug 17, 2010 01:27 AM #8
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Charles McDonald®
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LOVE IT!

Yes we have tried to give out cats a bath and it does not work

your friend in Charlottesville

Aug 18, 2010 04:39 AM #9
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Steve Baklaich
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Hi Kathleen, These are excellent, thank you for sharing them.

Aug 25, 2010 02:28 PM #10
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