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. . . And that's how the fight started (Humor)

By
Mortgage and Lending with National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.  When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I
bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started..... 

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in
bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started... 

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order
first..'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
The waiter asked, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started...... 

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started... 

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Matt

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Comments (13)

Barbara Chatterton
The Stark Company Realtors, Madison WI - Madison, WI
Greater Madison Wisconsin Area Realtor

Thanks, I needed these!  We live longer by laughing.

Aug 19, 2010 03:47 AM
Ben Benita
Ben Benita - Gainesville, VA
Speaker, Author, Game Changer, Coach

that's good stuff.....got to keep it light in this business!!!!

Aug 19, 2010 03:49 AM
Dana Wilkinson
Connect Realty, The Woodlands, TX - The Woodlands, TX
Broker-Your TX agent for The Woodlands-Spring-Conr

I am glad I stumbled upon these!  LOL!  Good ones, particularly the first one!

Aug 19, 2010 03:52 AM
Deanne Olivas
eXp Realty - Gilbert, AZ
Your Home Matters

Very funny. Thanks for the laugh

Aug 19, 2010 04:04 AM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Matt, simple life situations, simple requests, and then the fights start. If only people would learn to get together. Thanks for sharing these pearls of wisdom.

Aug 19, 2010 09:38 AM
Brigita McKelvie, Associate Broker
Cindy Stys Equestrian and Country Properties, Ltd. - Lehigh Valley, PA
The Broker with horse sense and no horsing around

Matt,

These are funny!  Thank for the laugh!

Brigita

Aug 20, 2010 02:27 AM
Matt Listro
National Credit Fixers - Matt Listro - Vernon, CT
Your Credit Repair Expert

Made me laugh also!

:)

Aug 20, 2010 02:53 AM
Phil Leng
Retired - Kirkland, WA
Phil Leng - Retired

That was funny! Thanks for making me laugh!

Appreciate the humor. You don't give credit for the jokes. Are these you own? If so, you should do a stand up routine on the theme...

Phil

Aug 21, 2010 08:14 PM
Aaron Seekford
Arlington Realty, Inc. - Arlington, VA
Ranked Top 1% Nationwide 703-836-6116

Haha. The mad cow one was ridiculous. He was deeeeeeeefinitely asking to be slapped!

Aug 30, 2010 08:04 AM
Susan Brown
Keller Williams NE, Kingwood Texas (Humble & Atascocita too) - Kingwood, TX

Matt - I may have missed these in August but a chuckle is better late than never!

Sep 14, 2010 06:27 AM
Pam Ruckriegel
Louisville Real Estate Pros - 502-435-5524 - Louisville, KY
Negotiating the Best Deal for You!

Very funny!  Hope these are not true life stories from your life!

Sep 18, 2010 05:27 PM
Gretchen Karr
Berkshire Hathaway Homesale Realty - Lancaster, PA
Realtor

Thanks Matt! I always enjoy a good laugh on a Monday. And like Pam said, hopefully these stories are not true, LOL!

Sep 20, 2010 04:12 AM
Jerry Morse
The Morse Company - Janesville, WI
BBA,GRI

Thanks for an uplift today.  I have not read one of your humorous articles for a while.

Oct 05, 2010 07:53 AM