Thursday Funny

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Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.

Comments (9)

Katherine Fornale

Very good Maurice, very good.  I think your wife is a very wise woman.

Aug 19, 2010 04:19 AM
Cynthia Larsen
Cotati, CA
Independent Broker In Sonoma County, CA

Now that sounds like a very wise blond. Wait ... was that an oxymoron? Joking of course :)

Aug 19, 2010 04:21 AM
Laurie Gibson
Windermere Powerhouse Group - Caldwell, ID
SFR, Canyon County Real Estate

I like your wife,  very funny, needed a good laugh today!!  Thanks

Aug 19, 2010 04:22 AM
Dennis Duvernay Broker/Owner
Hillview Realty - Northbridge, MA

I like it Maurice....a very good come back funny...

Aug 19, 2010 04:23 AM
Erika Rogers
Red Rock Real Estate ~ Southern Utah's Largest Independent Brokerage - Saint George, UT
St George Utah Real Estate & Relocation Specialist

Loved it! I'd have said the same thing..... Thanks for the daily laugh:)

Aug 19, 2010 04:23 AM
Susan Morrison
RE/MAX Executive Realty - Franklin, MA

That sounds like a reasonable response.....she could have been nasty about it!!!

Aug 19, 2010 04:26 AM
Alisa McKeel Willson
Appraisal Pros in Texas - Huntsville, TX
Certified Res. Appraiser

Thanks for the chuckle! We all need to smile each day!

Aug 19, 2010 04:30 AM
Diane Friesen
Century 21 Coastal Realty Ltd. - Surrey, BC

LOL - thank you for the laugh.

Aug 19, 2010 04:33 AM
Terry McCarley
Coastal Real Estate - Cape Coral FL - Cape Coral, FL

Your wife sounds like one really smart lady :)

Aug 19, 2010 08:16 AM