Tube Yer Top!

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Home Inspector with Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC 3380-000723

Hi kids!  Ever wish you could add a spot light trained on your front sidewalk?

Or maybe a camera to watch the yard or the neighbors?

Or how about a telescope to spy on those neighbors across the street?

Well, wish no more!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

All you need is our newest product, Tube Yer Top!

Yes, with Tube Yer Top! you can have all of that!

And more!

Your use of Tube Yer Top!  will only be limited by your imagination!

Now wouldn't Mrs. Kravitz have LOVED my Tube Yer Top! to spy on Darren and Samantha?!

You will LOVE it too!

And you can put it any place on the roof you want!  Or add more than one!

We can make that happen!

Call now, and for your $4.44 one of our friendly and knowledgeable Tube Consultants will have your new Tube Yer Top! out our door and into yours!  And pay just a small additional shipping charge and get it before next spring!

AND, if you promise to tell your neighbor, and because we can't do this all day, if you call now we will ship you a second Tube Yer Top! absolutely free!

So CALL NOW!

Put one on the front roof, and one on the rear, and you can have complete lighting or viewing of your entire yard!  Imagine your neighbor's surprise when he walks in front of the house only to have a spot light insure that he doesn't trip on the sidewalk!  Or just knowing that you are watching his every move will only make you closer as neighbors!  Maybe you can be the spark that brings the whole neighborhood together!  And if they collect on your yard with torches and pitch forks, well, just think of the warmth that will bring to you and yours!

Call now and Tube Yer Top! will put you on TOP OF THE WORLD!  Or at least on top of your roof!  And as you look down to survey your kingdom just remember that Billy Jays is on your side!  So call now!

 

 

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC  

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia.

Office (703) 330-6388   Cell (703) 585-7560

www.jaymarinspect.com


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Rainmaker
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Wallace S. Gibson, CPM
Gibson Management Group, Ltd. - Charlottesville, VA
LandlordWhisperer

Jay * I monitor on a VERY LARGE landlord website and Q&A posts on "landlord" cams started about 5 years ago...mostly for common area, trash cans and driveway monitoring; however, this is a VERY REAL issue for resident privacy.

So what happens when a pigeon falls in love with the shinny lense?

Aug 20, 2010 11:52 PM #1
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I guess, Wallace, the pigeon moves in with the camera!  And I have heard about the landlord cams.  They should call Billy!

Aug 21, 2010 12:14 AM #2
Rainmaker
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Dan Edward Phillips
Dan Edward Phillips - Eureka, CA
Realtor and Broker/Owner

Hi Jay, it is difficult to tell from the photo, did the sheeting lift in one corner?  Nice photo!

Aug 21, 2010 12:16 AM #3
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

No sheeting Dan, all tube!  That is a carefully folded group of shingles according to the instruction manual you will receive if you call now!

Aug 21, 2010 12:26 AM #4
Rainer
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Randy Ostrander
Lake and Lodge Realty LLC - Big Rapids, MI
Real Estate Broker, Serving Big Rapids and West Central MI

Interesting pic Jay. I am with Dan though, looks like the corner of the sheeting lifted.

Aug 21, 2010 12:30 AM #5
Rainmaker
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Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Realtors - Luxury - Divorce

Hey Billy jay....you forgot to add the 24/7 toll free number 1-800-whoops !

Aug 21, 2010 01:07 AM #6
Rainer
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Mark Hitz
Keller Williams - The Colony, TX

I keep seeing more "dome" soffit cameras in modest priced homes in nice neighborhoods.  I wonder how soon it will be common to have homes prewired for these like the rest of the security system?

dome security camera

Aug 21, 2010 02:43 AM #7
Rainmaker
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Sam DeBord
SeattleHome.com -Coldwell Banker Danforth - Seattle, WA
Seattle Real Estate Broker

Put some duct tape on that contraption and it will fit right into the epic "fixed it" email forward.

Aug 21, 2010 03:29 AM #8
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Ed Silva
RE/MAX Professionals, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

Hey Bill Jay, how about turning it around and having it aim up so that you can see the stars. Don't worry about those little wet spots on the ceilings, consider the view!

Aug 21, 2010 09:28 AM #9
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Could be Randy, but I looked in there with my binocks and couldn't really see any sheathing.

I think everyone already knows the number Sally!

Don't know, Mark, but that thing looks like a close up of a tape worm mouth!

Sam - yet another use for the wonderous duct tape!

Ed - I suppose that would work.  How do you turn that tube around?

Aug 21, 2010 09:59 AM #10
Rainmaker
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

This is all way over my head. I have sent to cousin Nutsy who is on top of Alaska.

Wheatloaf, superstar

Aug 21, 2010 02:20 PM #11
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

That might be the perfect roof doorway for you and yours Wheatloaf!  No more fooling with door knobs!

Aug 21, 2010 11:05 PM #12
Rainmaker
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Jack Gilleland
Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton - Clayton, OH

Well, Billy you have out done yourself.  By the way, is this a self installed product or do we have to have the tube specialists come out.

Aug 22, 2010 04:59 PM #13
Rainer
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Mike Gillingham
Eastern Iowa Inspection Services LLC - Walker, IA

Gotta love that Billy Jays and all his wonderful gadgets!

Aug 22, 2010 10:52 PM #14
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Jack - All of our convenient products come with convenient instructions so the happy homeowner can conveniently install them himself!  But please call now.   Billy

Aug 22, 2010 10:54 PM #15
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Mike - Personally I don't know how the world got by without him for so long.  I'm still at a loss as to why he picked my blog to advertise his wares, but he did.

Aug 22, 2010 10:55 PM #16
Rainmaker
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Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

Billy needs to advertise to parents of teenagers for Tube Yer Top.  Or is it Tub Eyer Top?

Sep 01, 2010 04:46 AM #17
Rainmaker
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

I hadn´t thought of another URL Nana!

Sep 01, 2010 02:42 PM #18
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