Dear Foreigner with a Business Proposal, YES, I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO ACCEPT!!!

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Elite 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com SAL.2002007747

Hello Fellow Bloggers and Readers!  The Liz Spear Team will be quitting real estate Jackpotshortly because we have hit the Internet JACKPOT!  Not just once, but many times! 

Thanks to our outstanding Internet presence, we have WON millions of United Stated Dollars (that is NOT a typo) from various foreign lotteries that we never entered!

Additionally, Mr. Boateng Barjona.... a very trusting fellow we might add, since he only knows our email address, has proposed that we help he and his client Mrs. Elizabeth Salormey, the widowed wife of the former Finance Minister of Ghana, to invest 9.5 Million in any U.S. business we choose!

We are happy that so many African nations have achieved Democracy, as there are so MANY ex-ministers available with business proposals that I believe elections must be held every week! 

Just this week, we have also received a VERY lucrative proposal from Mrs. Favienne Kone... we are her DEAREST BELOVED ONE... it is so great to be loved by a total stranger! 

Speaking of love from a total stranger, Precious Gukama has interest in developing a relationship (please don't tell Liz!!) and Precious is anxiously awaiting my response! 

And furthermore, Mrs. Inga-Britt Ahlenius of the United Nations has a few hundred thousand dollars available to us due to some clerical error!  All this time, we thought the key to riches was busting our humps in real estate, when all we had to do was just respond to the right business proposal emails!

Woo-hoo!!!!

That beach house on both coasts and our private jet are just around the corner!!

We're having a FANTASTIC Weekend!

Liz and Bill
 

P.S.  It is my understanding that Bill Gates will also be sending us a large check for forwarding some email some years ago as part of a beta test!  Now that the message has been forwarded one million times, all participants will be getting a healthy share of his fortune rather than his continued contributions to improving education!

 

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Elizabeth Spear, ABR, CRS, Ohio License SAL.2002007747

William (Bill) Spear, CRS, Ohio License SAL.2004011109  Kentucky 77938
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Deanne, Can we get that with owner financing and no money down?

Aug 29, 2010 01:08 PM #9
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Robert L. Brown
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Grand Rapids Real Estate Bellabay Realty, West Mic

I get these from time to time. I calmly delete them without a second thought.

Aug 29, 2010 01:32 PM #10
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Anna Banana Kruchten CRB, CRS
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Hey looks like we'll be traveling in the same circles as I too have won millions and millions from these very thoughtful people.  I've already been able to buy my jet and a yellow hellicopter - plus a ski home in Vail, beach home in Hawaii. 

BTW - sure you can get owner financing - but do you need it?  That home is very close to my office that I'll no longer be needing!

Aug 29, 2010 01:41 PM #11
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Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

And all this time I thought they were come on's.  I guess you snooze you looze.  I anxiously await the next chapter of your lives from Sing Sing.

Aug 29, 2010 01:43 PM #12
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Scott Godzyk
Godzyk Real Estate Services - Manchester, NH
One of the Manchester NH's area Leading Agents

It matches my diamond mine that was left me by the Barrister in Africa and the Oil well the good prince signe dover and i cant forget my canadian lottery check is on the way as well. And oh yeah the iraqi stash of money that was hidden in before the war started.

Aug 29, 2010 01:51 PM #13
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Robert, Maybe just perception, but seems like we've been getting more of these lately.

 

Anna, So many opportunities!  Who knew there was so much wealth available!

 

Jane, Do you get computer privileges there?

 

Scott, We already had those, but they weren't turning out as well as the new ventures.  Those old Iraqi dinars were devalued after the fall of Saddam!

Aug 29, 2010 02:00 PM #14
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Shelley Rowton
Move To Realty - Austin, TX
ABR, RSPS - (512) 507-5779 MoveToRealty of Austin

I love it, but fear that you are going to be receiving exponentially higher volumes of these wonderful offers from places that have outlawed facetiousness.  If you end up with some to spare, I accept paypal...

Aug 29, 2010 03:00 PM #15
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Shelley, I think we only got 2 or 3 more offers tonight!

Aug 29, 2010 03:03 PM #16
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Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

Yep, wondering where you were all day -- now I know, you were out pre-investing all that money in real estate and electronics; right?  So, now I guess when you say, "It's good to be the King and/or Queen", we'll all be expected to bow.  And to think we knew you when . . .

Aug 29, 2010 03:40 PM #17
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RE/MAX Elite 513.520.5305 www.LizTour.com - Mason, OH
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Tish, If only it were that easy!

Started with church, then lunch, then showed one of our listings, then spent three hours priming the concrete foundation exterior so we can paint it to later in the week.  Just another step in getting our home the way we want it.  Finally got to sit down and get the 11th post of the week out!  Gotta stay on track for the 30 in 30 challenge!

Aug 29, 2010 03:55 PM #18
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Debbie Gartner
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ROFL.  This is so clever.  Congrats on all your winnings.  Should be easy for you to find the home of your dreams.

Aug 29, 2010 11:00 PM #19
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Debbie, So many agents on Active Rain with listings to sell, shouldn't be a problem :)

Aug 29, 2010 11:03 PM #20
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Richard Green
U.S. Cybertek, Inc. - Houston, MO

LOL! I always laugh when I get spam like that. Great post! ;)

Aug 30, 2010 06:44 AM #21
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Michelle Gibson
Hansen Real Estate Group Inc. - Wellington, FL
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Liz & Bill - These lottery e-mails kill me and the sad thing is people actually believe this.

Aug 30, 2010 07:06 AM #22
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Phly, Some of them are just hilarious!

 

Michelle, Scary that people still fall for this stuff!

Aug 30, 2010 07:45 AM #23
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Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

You know I haven't actually been.  But do tell me when you arrive.

Aug 30, 2010 09:35 AM #24
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Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Looks like Jane does not want to represent you, she referred you to New York, is it not where Sing Sing is? IF you do change your mind let me know.:))

Aug 30, 2010 12:27 PM #25
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Endre, You're correct.  Ossining NY.  I think that may be Phil Faranda and Ruthmarie's turf!

Aug 30, 2010 01:09 PM #26
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Gregory Bain
Mezzina Real Estate & Insurance - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
For Homes on the Jersey Shore

Wait just a minute there lighting keyboarder. I won that lottery. I've got the email to prove it. No? Never mind. I guess I deleted it by mistake. Maybe lighting will strike twice and I'll get a new one tomorrow - then we can both retire.

Aug 31, 2010 09:54 AM #27
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I think we've been notified of about four more jackpots just since posting!

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