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It's been a tough Year!!!!!!!!!

By
Real Estate Agent with Rich Sellers Lake Arrowhead, CA (Coldwell Banker)

 

 

 

 

 

But not everyone is as lucky as I am......

 

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the counter asked,  "Can you afford fries with that?"

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

If the bank returns your check marked  "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they mean you or them .

Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

McDonald's is selling the 1/4  'ouncer'.

Parents in  Beverly Hills and Malibu are firing their nannies and learning their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

BP Oil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal.  Oh Great!!   The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and our bleak future, that I called the Suicide Lifeline and was connected to a call center in Pakistan .   When I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...

Posted by
Richard Sellers



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Comments (9)

Mary Kay Hopkins
Mary Kay Hopkins, LLC e-PRO, GRI, CRS, CRB - Lake Charles, LA
e-PRO,GRI,CRS

Rich, very,very funny stuff and love the picture! Hope your year improves!

Sep 01, 2010 10:55 AM
Raylene Estabrook
Signature Homes Real Estate Group - Yarmouth, ME

Thank you for the laugh. even in challenging times we need to find the humor. You sure found it. Thanks again...

Sep 01, 2010 10:56 AM
Gray Winn
RE/MAX Legacy - Madison, AL
New Home Specialist in Madison AL and Athens AL

Thanks for making me laugh.

I thought the last was great.

Sep 01, 2010 10:57 AM
Jennifer Prestwich
Henderson, Thornton, Broomfield and Westminster - Henderson, CO
Madison & Co Properties

Niiice!   Good stuff, my friend.  Keep 'em coming!

Sep 01, 2010 10:58 AM
Claire Record
Keller Williams Realty--Boerne Hill Country - Boerne, TX

Oh Richard...you made me laugh.  Some days it's either laughing or crying.  I'd rather laugh.

Sep 01, 2010 11:04 AM
Kathy Judy
Tri-Cities Real Estate retired - Ontario, OR

FUNNY:)

Sep 01, 2010 12:04 PM
John Walters
Frank Rubi Real Estate - Slidell, LA
Licensed in Louisiana

Richard you are on a roll with this one my friend.  Sad part is a lot of it is true.

Sep 01, 2010 04:53 PM
Gretchen Karr
Berkshire Hathaway Homesale Realty - Lancaster, PA
Realtor

Very funny, thanks for the good laugh!

Sep 03, 2010 05:08 AM
Lynn911.com ~ Dallas Real Estate Agent Top Team
Dallas Houses for Rent Dallas Apartment Rentals Lynn911.com - Dallas, TX

Rich I love the picture... way tooo funny... thanks for starting my day off with humor !

This made me feel that my business is appreciated...

Sep 13, 2010 04:32 AM