I have some clients, really fun people, Dick and Jane. Dick and Jane are engaged to be married, and would like to buy a home together prior to the momentous event. Both of them own their own homes now free and clear, as well as an assortment of rental properties that they manage and maintain, so they are far from babes in the woods as far as real estate is concerned.
After several years (yes, years) of forwarding them listings, something finally piques their interest. Their MUTUAL interest; there has been periodic individual piqueage that has occurred, but they agree on practically nothing. Jane wants a newer home in a nice neighborhood, and Dick adamantly refuses to be in a neighborhood with an HOA and especially HOA dues, etc. etc.
So joyous day! Praise the Lord! They finally discover something they both like. Love! Lust for!! Have to have!!!. It is a short sale, or so it says in MLS. Killer property in the larval stage. Someone took an old ranch house and began to remodel it with over-the-top finishes. But they didn't finish, and some of what they did finish was not done correctly. Fortunately my clients were not daunted in the slightest, and saw that this could be their dream home with a little work.
As is my habit, I first hit the county recorder's website to check for a Notice of Default and/or Notice of Sale. Both present, should have sold on the courthouse steps two months ago. Didn't, still listed in owner's name. But then <scary organ music> the plot thickened as I discovered an officially recorded "Memorandum of Contract For Sale and Purchase", signed by the homeowner, giving a local investment company the option to purchase the property. They only proposed to execute that option should they be able to successfully negotiate a short sale with the bank. It also states that the homeowner gives them permission to remarket it immediately. (Hmmmm, just because it is ok with the homeowner doesn't mean it is legal, I think to myself). The actual document is copyrighted by some seminar-giving guru. How to Make a Fortune in Real Estate Ripping off Banks and Flipping to Unsuspecting Buyers, or some such.
My people don't care...they are in love...offer written and presented. Back comes a counter, signed by a manager of the investment company...wait a minute! How can they be signing a purchase contract when they don't own the property yet? Yikes! I start getting really nervous. Even worse! They insist on using Bob's Pretty Good Title Company, based in South Florida (we are in Nevada). As my son likes to say..."Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?" I pull up the MLS history on the property and discover the following: listed for sale on day one at really lowball price, in contract on day two, back on the market on day three at really lowball price plus about $150,000. Now I'm hyperventilating. Picturing myself in stripes. Hopefully they will be vertical ones, those make you look thinner, right?
Fortunately, the buyers are not interested in participating in bank fraud, and with their blessing, I have emailed the bank's negotiator (whom I have met) my concerns. Don't know what will happen. Maybe they won't do anything. Maybe they will be dragging the lake for my body by the end of the week. But I will sleep really well tonight.
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