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You're a statue!

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Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty 583361

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

Comments (3)

Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

Lol, at least he had compassion for the 'new statue'. Much success to you...

Sep 05, 2010 04:23 PM
Tony & Darcy Cannon
Aubrey and Associates Realty - Layton, UT
The C Team

LOL, that is funny!  I agree, at least he was thoughtful!

 

Sep 06, 2010 05:47 PM
Mykel Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

LOL!!! Sounds like an interesting town...

Sep 08, 2010 10:06 AM