Loaded For Bare, Nutsy Vents From Up North

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Home Inspector with King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. Home Inspector Lic #207

I have had such a good time at Active Rain. For now I am away.  Many of you have written to say that you have noticed that Nutsy is scarce and that this is a problem for you. People all over the Active Rain hemisphere have benefited from the Nutsy wisdom that I have freely handed out.

To those of you who have written to me, have no fear, I am still around and I do check in periodically. People ask what I am doing and why. Well, Mr Charles Buell seriously offended me about one month ago and I just needed to get away. I work with King of the House mainly, other than having to sometimes bail out Mr Charles when he gets into business issues that are over his head, but enough was enough. Without getting too detailed here, Mr Charles referred to me as a male prostitute who was promoting his business on google.  That was, of course, just sour grapes because he was mad that I scored higher in google images search in Seattle than he does. So what, I am better looking too.

For now, I am on the tundra of Alaska and I am rounding up and breaking bare or "bar" as we professionals call them. We also refer to our method of breaking them as "bareback" riding.

I am in contact with my cousin Wheatloaf, who is a very busy superstar singer with a hit album. He has been doing some comments so people do not miss me as much as they might otherwise. I also drop in to visit my Godmother, Mrs Barbara Duncan, who worries about me and understands what a snake Mr Charles can be. So please be assured that I am doing well and will be back to my old job as a certifried home inspector assistant once we have finished the bare roundup and once the mere mention of Mr Charles name does not make steam come out my ears. Below is my official Alaska photo, showing me at work.

Sincerely,

Nutsy S. Wallenda

Thanks for stopping by,

Steven L. Smith

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James Quarello
JRV Home Inspection Services, LLC - Wallingford, CT
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I bet Mr. Charles is not anxiously awaiting your return. Perhaps an extended stay through the winter should be considered.

Sep 06, 2010 03:56 AM #1
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Mr Quarello,

You are part of the problem, not the solution.

Wheat for Nutsy

Sep 06, 2010 04:01 AM #2
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Charles Buell
Charles Buell Inspections Inc. - Seattle, WA
Seattle Home Inspector

Is there really a length of time away that would be enough?  Doubtful

Sep 06, 2010 04:06 AM #3
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
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Charlie,

Then you call and whine that you have no friends. You chased one of your best friends north.

Sep 06, 2010 04:32 AM #4
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Jack Gilleland
Home Inspection and Investor Services, Clayton - Clayton, OH

"Nutsy" when you grab a tiger by the tail you have to have a plan for dealing with the teeth. (Tom Clancy)

Sep 06, 2010 04:41 AM #5
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Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

Nutsy - with so many very cool outfits, I can't imagine that you would need to be bare.  But I did that once when I was in college - fortunately the photo in our annual is from behind (in more ways than one...).

Sep 06, 2010 10:38 AM #6
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Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Nutsy, I hope your cousin Wheatie isn't listening to this because this is just between you and me.  That Wheatie is no good.  He's trying to steal me away from you.  He's so arrogant and brags all the time.  When you get back I feel that a lawsuit against him for "alienation of affection" might be in order.  That is, if he wins me, which isn't likely.  Be careful little godson.  Those bares look mighty big and tough.

Sep 06, 2010 02:12 PM #7
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
Bellingham WA Home Inspector

Godmother Barbara,

I wish you had not said bad things about me to Nutsy. I am, as you know, a real prize and a wonderful artist. If I send you a CD, you will be hooked. Did I tell you that my voice, no microphone required, will fill a concert hall.

Wheat Wallenda, Supperstar

Sep 06, 2010 03:04 PM #8
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Lizette Fitzpatrick
Lizette Realty - Richmond KY - Lexington, KY
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Must be fun to be out bare surfing. The rest of us have to work. I think we call blogging work.

Sep 06, 2010 03:27 PM #9
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Michele Miller ~ REALTOR®, LMC, HSE, CHS, SRES, CMRS
ERA Key Realty~Worcester County Realty Group - Worcester, MA
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LOL! This blog got me to chuckle! Thanks Steven, I mean Nutsy!

Sep 06, 2010 10:36 PM #10
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Kate Kate
San Diego, CA

Pish posh. Wheatgerm is your pen name and you are not in Alaska.

Sep 07, 2010 04:46 AM #11
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Barbara S. Duncan
RE/MAX Advantage - Searcy, AR
GRI, e-PRO, Executive Broker, Searcy AR

Wheatloafbread, I didn't say anything bad about you.  You're mistaken.

Sep 07, 2010 05:04 AM #12
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Steven L. Smith
King of the House Home Inspection, Inc. - Bellingham, WA
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I am now back, as my fans know, and I am blogging again. I am very offended by Mrs Kate.

Nutsy

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