Welcome to Livin' The Dream!
Do you find yourself at Tractor Supply more than the grocery store? Do you have a cellar full of canned goods "just in case?" Do you have fond memories of your Grandparents or visiting the farm? Do you know about varmints? Do you like a little barn dance, square dance, honky tonk? Is your dishwasher 5'8" with soft hands and even softer blue eyes? Do you have more tractors than you do cars?
Do you wanna share what works for your chickens, goats, sheep, cows? Do you drink udderly fresh millk? Do you make cheese? Do you like to spin? Do you homeschool? Do you want to live more sustainably? Would you like to know how or share how you're doing it now? Then Please Stay!
You look like you could use a hug...or two. Why don't you sit down have a nice cold glass of lemonade, and I'll throw some chicken in the frying pan. Now don't go trying to sell me your latest whiz-bang son-of-a-motherless-goat gizmo. Don't forget yur sirs and ma'am here, or you might just go hungry.
We prefer barefeet or muckboots. Leave any mouth manure in the barn. We like our food fresh, udderly fresh and delicious! If we can't fix it with duct tape, it probably ain't worth havin' in the first place. This here is a show me state. If you gotta nice photo of the farm, let's see it. Kids? Precious! Cats, let's see.
It's best if you're armed with more than just a shotgun, so hope you have a sense of humor shunny. And by the way, you might be God's gift to man or womankind, but you don't fit on my mantle, so pick up a pitchfork and make yourself useful, by telling us how you're livin' the dream.
Don't feed Snickers under the table if you don't like something. His cholesterol's already sky high. It's a wonder that dog isn't classified as a pig.
If you're living the dream, we'll hope you'll stop in here for a tall glass of liquid motivation and love of all things nostalgic.
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