Special offer

The Husband Store!

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with Mobile Home Sales of Florida LLC

 

Husband Store

 

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 

" You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

 So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: 

 

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs 

 She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: 

 

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids

 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' 

 So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: 

 

 Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 

 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. 

 She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: 

 

 Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework

 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' 

 Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: 

 

 Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. 

 She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: 

 

 Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 

 

Comments (6)

Frank Rubi
Frank Rubi Real Estate, LLC - Metairie, LA
FrankRubiRealEstate.com

Wayne, that sign is so true. Good Morning and have a good day.

Sep 12, 2010 11:24 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

Didn't see that one coming!  Very funny, I don't know how true, but very funny anyway!  LOL

Sep 12, 2010 11:25 PM
Wayne Golliday
Mobile Home Sales of Florida LLC - Jacksonville, FL

Frank - Thank you and have a great week yourself.  I hope you folks close some homes this week!

Sep 12, 2010 11:25 PM
Wayne Golliday
Mobile Home Sales of Florida LLC - Jacksonville, FL

laura - Well we al need a sense of humor. I throw a blog up a few months back that really put men through the coals.  I just wanted to be fair!

Sep 12, 2010 11:26 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Good for some smiles this morning. Thanks for sharing. Are you sure there were no real estate professionals on the top floor?

 Blooming for good husbands.

Sep 12, 2010 11:49 PM
Wayne Golliday
Mobile Home Sales of Florida LLC - Jacksonville, FL

Roy- Very funny....No I am not sure....

Sep 12, 2010 11:59 PM