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Home Stager with Real Estate Staging Association
frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)




The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."


(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
Posted by

Shell Brodnax, CEO of the Real Estate Staging Association (RESA)

The Real Estate Staging Association (RESA) is a member governed trade association for Home Stagers. 

 

 

Staging & Design Network Home Staging Industry Leader of the Year 2011

Stevie Award Finalists Best Executive Finalist 2010

Stevie Award Finalist Best Executive 2009

Central Valley Women’s Council of REALTORS® Business Woman of the Year 2007

                                                                                               

 

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Rainer
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Cindy Lin
Staged4more School of Home Staging - South San Francisco, CA
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cute
Aug 27, 2007 04:57 PM #1
Rainmaker
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Teresa Meyer
Cincinnati Home Stager - Cincinnati, OH
Home Staging Cincinnati-OH.
Shell..that made me laugh and sing! LOL!!  Thanks for the humor!
Aug 27, 2007 10:38 PM #2
Rainer
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Kathy Passarette
Creative Home Expressions - Mount Sinai, NY
L.I. Staging/Decorating
I did Shell, I did grin.  I don't know why I didn't see that coming!  Thanks!
Aug 27, 2007 11:07 PM #3
Rainer
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James Gordon
Sibcy Cline Realtors® - Cincinnati, OH
REALTOR, PBD SFR SRS
Oh my lord thats a so bad that it's good! Have a great day.
Aug 27, 2007 11:48 PM #4
Rainer
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Juliet Johnson
Vizzitopia - St Johns, FL
Jacksonville Photography & Digital Marketing
Yup! Like it.  Made me smile... and yeah, I did kinda sing it.
Aug 28, 2007 12:00 AM #5
Rainer
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Calie Waterhouse
Chandler, AZ
Community Builder
Great entertainment for a Tuesday afternoon - Thanks for making me smile, Shell.
Aug 28, 2007 12:22 PM #6
Rainmaker
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Jennie Norris
Sensational Home Staging - Littleton, CO
Denver Regions Premier Home Staging Resource,

I was singing . . . .cute!  Missed you last week (did you go for the house?) -  hope we can get together mid-Sept? :-)

Aug 28, 2007 01:18 PM #7
Rainer
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Becca Briggs
Rochester, NY

My boyfriend is in a rock band - he got a real charge out of it!!

Becky

Aug 28, 2007 02:35 PM #8
Rainmaker
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Susan Peters
Dove Realty Inc. - Seattle, WA
The Better it Looks the Better it Sells
Okay Shell, you just made me choke on my tea! Would that it were that easy to get a loan for our clients. Thanks for the laugh.
Aug 28, 2007 02:43 PM #9
Rainer
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Terry Haugen STAGE it RIGHT! 321-956-2495
Stage it Right! - Melbourne, FL
Shell, I had a post to the group removed by the moderator because it had nothing to do with staging.  Now, as I take a closer look at the joke I can see that the word "knick knack" is definitely a staging word so your post is probably safe:-)  But seriously, that was cute.
Aug 28, 2007 02:49 PM #10
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Suzanne Sands
Pavao Real Estate - Somerset, MA
Somerset MA Real Estate

Shell,

That was very cute! I will admit you did have me singing it in my head! LOL! Thanks for the smile :)

Aug 28, 2007 02:52 PM #11
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Keith Perry
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 LOL I spilled my drink





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