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LOL Friday: A Cardiologist's Funeral

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September 24, 2010 02:55 AM

Roses are red, the priest is blue (because he fainted) An acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...

A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist.'

The priest fainted.

Have a great Friday, everybody.

Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual Assistant

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Connie Harvey

Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN

Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Oh Heather, that was way too funny! I wish I could repeat it!

Sep 24, 2010 02:57 AM

Heather Chavez

Second Self Virtual Assistance - Caldwell, ID

Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235

Feel free, Connie. Just make sure you're in the company of people who can appreciate it. I'm lucky. I'm always in the company that will appreciate it. :)

Sep 24, 2010 03:00 AM

Jon Budish

Resident Realty - Fort Collins, CO

Very funny! I couldn't show up for the funeral of a proctologist at that funeral home :)

Sep 24, 2010 03:01 AM

Tricia Pearson

Tricia Pearson - Pearson Real Estate - Texas Hill Country - Boerne, TX

Real Estate Broker, San Antonio/Hill Country Homes for Sale

Way too cute, thanks for the laugh!

Sep 24, 2010 03:02 AM

Oh dear, Jon. I hadn't thought that far. Eeeek!

Sep 24, 2010 03:13 AM

Thanks for stopping by, Tricia.

Charlottesville Solutions

Charlottesville Solutions - Charlottesville, VA

LOL that is very funny

Good to be able to laugh at a funeral :)

your friend in Charlottesville

Sep 24, 2010 04:12 AM

Hannah Williams

HomeStarr Realty - Philadelphia, PA

Expertise NE Philadelphia & Bucks 215-820-3376

That is very cute ..LOL

HelpfulHannah

Sep 24, 2010 05:00 AM

Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist

KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA

Probate Real Estate Services

Heather, Funny … that creates a visual … doesn’t it? I’m going to refrain from further comment … inappropriate (LOL)

Sep 24, 2010 05:50 AM

Carra Riley & Declan Kenyon

Brokers Guild Cherry Creek Ltd - Westminster, CO

Helping people Transition at all ages!

Heather......That is toooo funny!!!

Sep 24, 2010 08:54 AM

Anna "Banana" Kruchten

HomeSmart Real Estate - Phoenix, AZ

602-380-4886

Haha! Too funny!

Sep 24, 2010 12:11 PM

Suzanne McLaughlin

Sabinske & Associates, Inc. (Albertville, St. Michael) - Saint Michael, MN

Sabinske & Associates, Realtor

That really was a great one. I can't imagine the proctologist either. And with that nasty image in mind, off to bed!

Sep 24, 2010 04:53 PM

Susie Johannes

Keller Williams Arizona Living Realty - Lake Havasu City, AZ

SFR

That was a terrific blog, Heather! LOL! I love it! Thanks for the smile!

Sep 24, 2010 06:02 PM

Liz Moras Migic

Chilliwack, BC

Chilliwack, British Columbia - Realtor

Hmm I'm wondering what a eurlogy like that would mean for a Realtor? ;-)

Sep 27, 2010 06:33 PM

William Feela

WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN

Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...All kinds of images are floating around right now and my wife is getting suspicious!

Sep 30, 2010 11:07 AM

Joshua Zargari

MJ Decorators Workshop LI staging and home decorating - Lynbrook, NY

MJ Decorators Workshop

A great post Heather.

Oct 21, 2010 04:19 AM

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