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Breaking The Ice at An Open House

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with RE/MAX The Producers

I love real estate one liners.  When training I like to use them or while working with clients.  They're great when you meet someone at an Open House.

(Q) Did you hear about Robin Hood's house?
(A) It has a little John.

Sign next to FSBO: We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

This house has every new convenience except low payments.

By the time you pay for this home in the suburbs, it won't be.

In a Real Estate Agents Open House Flyer:
This house has only one problem. The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.

If you owe the bank $1000, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $1million, that's the bank's problem.

I am currently out on a listing presentation and will reply to you if I don't get the listing .

I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring me sellers.

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

 

This joke was made up by son:  (Q)   Do you know why they don't use vanilla to flavor salmon?  (A) It causes samonilla.

Hang In There

Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

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Comments (8)

Jimmy Katz
Wynd Realty & Katz Realty Group - Alpharetta, GA
"REAL Solutions for Real Estate!"

i like to break the ice by talking about religion or politics;)

Sep 25, 2010 04:40 AM
Don and Valerie Keeton
RE/MAX The Producers - Omaha, NE
Omaha Real Estate - 402-496-3700

I bet that goes over good.  For the fun of it...  Let me guess you aren't a Catholic republican.

Take Care

Sep 25, 2010 04:46 AM
Wendy Betts
RE/MAX PROGROUP - SOUTH DELTA /SOUTH SURREY & WHITE ROCK - Tsawwassen, BC
South Delta & S. Surrey Realtor

Thanks for the "David Letterman" start to my day!  Nothing beats a smile to break down the barriers when we meet a new face.  Happy to meet yours, today, by the way! 

Sep 25, 2010 04:54 AM
Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

Hi Don,

Thank you for that great list of one liners! Loved them.  Have a great weekend.

Steve Merson  CNE, e-PRO

Takin' Care Of Business
Keller Williams Realty
Cell  512 785 1638
www.stevemersontcb.com

 

Sep 25, 2010 04:57 AM
Jenny Durling
L.A. Property Solutions - Los Angeles, CA
For Los Angeles real estate help 213-215-4758

Thanks for the humor- it's a great way to start the day!

Sep 25, 2010 04:59 AM
Katherine Fornale
REMAX REALTY 9 - Howell, NJ
SFR, GRI

Very clever . . . I think I will try them one of these days.  Thanks

Sep 25, 2010 05:32 AM
Stephanie Reynolds
Integrity First Financial Group, Inc. - Santee, CA
East County San Diego Homes 619-838-4408

These are bound to get something started...conversation or a fist fight! Thanks for the laughs! Have a great weekend!

Sep 25, 2010 05:33 AM
Don and Valerie Keeton
RE/MAX The Producers - Omaha, NE
Omaha Real Estate - 402-496-3700

Im really glad that you enjoyed these Open House One Liners.  Thanks For Reading.

Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

Apr 28, 2011 02:16 PM