I love real estate one liners. When training I like to use them or while working with clients. They're great when you meet someone at an Open House.
(Q) Did you hear about Robin Hood's house?
(A) It has a little John.
Sign next to FSBO: We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
This house has every new convenience except low payments.
By the time you pay for this home in the suburbs, it won't be.
In a Real Estate Agents Open House Flyer:
This house has only one problem. The oven is self-cleaning, but the kids aren't.
If you owe the bank $1000, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $1million, that's the bank's problem.
I am currently out on a listing presentation and will reply to you if I don't get the listing .
I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring me sellers.
You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
This joke was made up by son: (Q) Do you know why they don't use vanilla to flavor salmon? (A) It causes samonilla.
Hang In There
Don Keeton
RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha
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