Blonde REALTOR Joke, Sorry I just had to go there

Real Estate Broker/Owner with RE/MAX The Producers

Lori, a young blonde REALTOR, was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days, but finally she returned.

Her team member, Susan, never saw Lori looking so sad. "I Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay. But you look so sad. Why?

Lori said, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Susan replied, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Lori said, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods because I needed to find something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Susan said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Lori replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Susan asked, "So, how is that gonna help you get a man."

Lori answered, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters."

Hang In There

Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

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Todd & Devona Garrigus
Garrigus Real Estate - Beaumont, CA
Broker / REALTORS®

Very funny! LMAO! Thanks for the Sunday morning smile, Don!

Sep 26, 2010 05:19 AM #1
Jenny Durling
L.A. Property Solutions - Los Angeles, CA
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Ugh!  I should have seen that one coming. LOL!

Sep 26, 2010 05:30 AM #2
Carla Dimond
CATARRA - Mountain View, CA
(Silicon Valley)

Very good!  Made me laugh

Sep 26, 2010 05:33 AM #3
Don and Valerie Keeton
RE/MAX The Producers - Omaha, NE
Omaha Real Estate - 402-496-3700

Im glad you liked it, I was a lttle worried because I didn't want to offend anyone,



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