The Charmin Bears know how easy it is to move a toilet paper roll but Realtors do not...
The local Multiple Listing Service (MLS) I am member of allows for only 16 photos and I make sure I take the BEST photos I can to give my seller the BEST exposure for their listing... Obviously not all agents feel the same way. Enjoy the photos! But before you do... I wanted to say that I dream of the day that toilet paper rolls are NOT a feature on listing photos.
Proof: Charmin Bears clearly moving a toilet paper around. Conclusion: Toilet Paper Rolls are not difficult to move or hide!
But the listing photos below are just a few examples that the proven theory above has not reached enough members of the Real Estate Industry.
I suspect the agent who took the photo below wanted to show the contrast between the white toilet paper and black toilet/vanity/floor combo.
And the agent says: "Mr. Buyer, here we have an updated bathroom and semi-used toilet paper roll, if you decide you would like own this home but the partially used toilet paper is an issue for you, I will purchase a new roll as your closing gift."
Is the double appearance on the picture below the equivalent of "two-ply"?
Ah-ha! Toilet Paper Rollssssss ... I see you!!!!
The photos above are what agents in the South Florida market thought would sell their listings. Unfortunately the agent's thoughts were not correct - all the photos were found on listings that did not sell (expired listings).
I suspect the sellers of these homes have no idea that their homes were presented to public this way.
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