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REALTOR on a Diet

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with RE/MAX The Producers

A REALTOR is terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the REALTOR returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The REALTOR nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

Telling joke to your clients build rapport.

Hang in There

Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

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Comments (2)

Steve Merson 512 412 1621
Keller Williams Realty - Austin, TX
CNE, e-PRO

Hi Don and Valerie,

LOL. I just love your sense of humor!  I'm always blogging jokes on here so please feel free to check them out.

Steve Merson CNE, e-Pro

Takin' Care Of Business
Keller Williams Realty
Cell  512 785 1638 Fax  512 616 4027
www.stevemersontcb.com

Sep 27, 2010 03:23 AM
Don and Valerie Keeton
RE/MAX The Producers - Omaha, NE
Omaha Real Estate - 402-496-3700

Thanks Steve

I'll Check them out, and have a great finish this year.

Don Keeton

 

Sep 27, 2010 03:30 AM