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3 REALTORs Stranded on an Island-Your Morning Smile • WaterwayRealty.com

Reblogger Mott Marvin Kornicki
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Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

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There were three (3) REALTORS® stranded on an island, a Century 21 agent, a Prudential Agent, and a RE/MAX agent. The Century 21 agent looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So he announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So he swam out five miles, and got really tired. he swam out ten miles from the island, and he was too tired to go on, so he drowned.

The second one, the Prudential agent, said to herself, "I wonder if he made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The Prudential agent had a lot more endurance than the C/21 agent, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the RE/MAX agent thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

Remember:  Don't Quit and Don't Look Back.

Hang In There

Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

Original content by Don and Valerie Keeton

There were three REALTORS stranded on an island, a C/21 agent, a Prudential Agent, and a RE/MAX agent. The C/21 agent looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So he announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So he swam out five miles, and got really tired. he swam out ten miles from the island, and he was too tired to go on, so he drowned.

The second one, the Prudential agent, said to herself, "I wonder if he made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The Prudential agent had a lot more endurance than the C/21 agent, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the RE/MAX agent thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

Remember:  Don't Quit and Don't Look Back.

Hang In There

Don Keeton

RE/MAX The Producers of Omaha

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Phil Leng
Retired - Kirkland, WA
Phil Leng - Retired

Mott,

(Is your name really Mott?)

I was trying to figure out where the story was going to go.

Probably showing one franchise to be the superior franchise.

But nope!

Good punch line and a surprise ending.

Thanks

PHil

Sep 28, 2010 05:53 PM
Rob Magnotta
Huntington Beach, Newport Beach, Seal Beach, Irvine REALTOR - Huntington Beach, CA
Huntington Beach & Newport Beach Coastal Specialist

And then a shark came along, saw Phil, a Keller Williams agent, and ate him.

Just kidding, Phil! It's been a long day.

Sep 28, 2010 06:16 PM