It is a beautiful day out. The sun is shinning and I am in a great mood this morning...So Far! Let's start the day with a smile!
ONLY IN AMERICA!
Can a Pizza get to your home faster than an Ambulance. (Jimmy Johns in Minnesota)
Are there Handicapped spaces in front of a skating rink.
Do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front counter.
Do people order a double cheeseburger and a Diet Coke!
Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars sitting outside in the driveway and keep worthless junk inside the garage.
Do we use answering machines to screen our calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
Do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8.
Do we use the word "Politics" to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Today in America...we need to laugh at ourselves a bit more!!!
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