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MLS BLOOPERS - WORDS FROM THE HORSE'S PETUTE

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Real Estate Agent with Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers HRE# 58089 - RS

 

If you haven't checked out Gwen Banta's blog, you are missing out.  Here's a perfect example of what you can expect to find.  Warning - may cause uncontrollable laughter and watering eyes.  

 

Original content by Gwen Banta BRE # 01362887

Yippy-tay-aye-ay! I rounded up a few beauties this week, friends. These bloopers are excellent reminders that if you don't think before your fingers hit the keyboard, you'll come off like a horse's petute. This week's fertile field of bloopers was more like a tribute to Calabasas ranch country,  Roy Rogers and Gene Autry. Check out these bloopers from Home on De-Range (Sorry, Champion and Trigger):

Home for the Deranged

"Beautiful Calabasas villa with mounting view" (Hmmm, a house with livestock porn.)

"Parklike groans" (Must be in Calabasas...)

"Extra guest pking" (Stop groaning and mounting, and we'll stop pking.)

"Ranch with Heated pole" (For Calabasas stripper cows?)

"3Bd/2Ba horse for sale" (Let me guess...four square feet?)

"Pantless approval process." (Something tells me this broker is in Calabasas...)

Meds Required Here

"Seller died - fixer." (Breaking news: That ship has sailed.)

"New Koala Fixtures" (Upgraded Down Under?)

"House and one lush acher" (I'll tell Uncle Paddy to lay off the Guinness and shut his pie hole.)

"House is on a slob" (Don't worry, after four pints, Uncle Paddy can't feel a thing.)

Who Let the Inmates Out?

"New entrance rump" (Uh, rumps are for exits, you horse's arse!)

"A lot of house for little monkey." (If it can accommodate a big ape, I'll alert my ex.)

"Crash preferred" (Thank you Jet Blue.)

"Send Approval letter and proof of funs" (How ‘bout a photo of me in a party hat?)

"Ninnys attached to kitchin" (Ninny face down on  keyboard.)

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Comments (13)

Jack Mossman - The Nines Team at Keller Williams in Stockton
The Nines Team At Keller Williams - Stockton, CA
The Nines Team at Keller Williams in Stockton

Georgina ... they let you read this stuff in Paradise .... ???  Thanks for reblogging; the chuckles may be embarassing when they get too loud, but what the heck ... they can wonder what I'm upto!

Oct 05, 2010 12:56 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

These are very funny - I was really chuckling - and I must confess that there are times when I fall asleep typing (or keyboarding as my daughter says) and I know that I have hit send! No more late night Active Rain for me! 

Oct 05, 2010 12:57 PM
Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089
Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers - Haiku, HI
Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info

Wow you guys were quick to comment!  Thanks for being so prompt and enjoying this post.

Oct 05, 2010 12:58 PM
Carl Winters
Canyon Lake, TX

I blame my bloopers on my eyes. My eyes and fingers don't work so well anymore.

Got a great laugh. Thanks for sharing.

Oct 05, 2010 12:59 PM
Craig Rutman
Helping people in transition - Cary, NC
Raleigh, Cary, Apex area Realtor

I've told Gwen that she needs to compile all of these blooper posts and put them in a book. It would definitely be a best seller.

Oct 05, 2010 03:29 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Georgina - Those were fun.  Thanks for the laughs.

Oct 05, 2010 03:38 PM
Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089
Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers - Haiku, HI
Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info

Thanks for coming by - I encourage you all to read the original post and more... a good way to spend some time!

Oct 05, 2010 04:20 PM
Dale Baker
Baker Energy Audits and Commercial Properties Inspections - Claremont, NH
New Hampshire Relocation Real Estate Information

Howdy and morning to you Georgina

Georgina,
those sure were some mighty fine hoot of bloopers to read first thing this morning. Thank you mighty kindly for re-blogging them. I'll be sure to visit Gwen's blog.

Have a good one
Dale in New Hampshire

Oct 05, 2010 09:17 PM
Brian Madigan
RE/MAX West Realty Inc., Brokerage (Toronto) - Toronto, ON
LL.B., Broker

These are all quite funny, and since they are real, it shows that you must proof read before it goes to press.

Oct 06, 2010 01:15 AM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

Georgina - well if you are recommending it, I will check it out!!! Hope your week is going well!

Oct 06, 2010 11:09 AM
Georgie Hunter R(S) 58089
Hawai'i Life Real Estate Brokers - Haiku, HI
Maui Real Estate sales and lifestyle info

Her blog is a riot!  Week is very busy - thanks!

Oct 06, 2010 03:04 PM
Suzanne Strickler
Realty Mark Associates - Havertown, PA
School is never out for the Successful.

I could go for "proof of funs" on all my transactions. Chocolate cake included at settlement!

 

Oct 08, 2010 07:31 AM
Sussie Sutton
David Tracy Real Estate - Houston, TX
David Tracy Real Estate for Buyers & Sellers

These were pretty dang funny I was going to copy and paste my favorites but I pretty much liked them all.... I think the author of these bloopers needed some R&R...wink!

Oct 16, 2010 05:45 PM