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Some Fun with Church Bloopers.

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Services for Real Estate Pros with Randi Brammer, Acctg.

I was sent this the other day and I got a kick out of it and thought some of you may also.

Stewardship offertory: "Jesus paid it all"

The music for today's service was all composed by George Fredrich Handel in the celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

Remember the many who are sick of our church and community

The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm.  The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

The concert held in the fellowship hall was a great success. Special thanks are due the ministers daughter who labored all evening at the piano which as usual fell upon her.

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs, Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs Crutchfield and Mrs Carlson sang a duet...'Lord knows why.'

The song fest was hell last thursday at the Luthern church.

Today's Sermon...HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?  Hymns by a full choir.

On the church bulletin board during the ministers illness...God is Good!  Dr. Harmonson is better!

Pot luck supper.  Prayers and medication to follow.

Don't let worry kill you...Let the church help.

the 2010 church retreat will be hell on may 10 and 11.

Pastor is on vacation...Massages can be given to the church secretary.

I got a chuckle and I hope you did to.

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Rosalinda Morgan
Brookville, NY
"The Rose Lady"

Randi - Thanks for the chuckle.  Have a great wwek.

Oct 18, 2010 01:49 PM
Richard Weisser
Richard Weisser Realty - Newnan, GA
Richard Weisser Retired Real Estate Professional

Randi...

Some of those were really funny and I can see them passing the proofreader!

Oct 18, 2010 02:17 PM
Kaera Mims
Liz Moore & Associates - Fort Monroe, VA
Associate Broker, e-PRO, REALTOR; Hampton, Newport News, York Co.

LOL, someone wasn't doing their job. Even the most "righteous" of us can have an off day on proofreading. Thanks for sharing! 

Oct 18, 2010 04:02 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Randi - I enjoyed your post.  Thanks for the laughs. 

Oct 18, 2010 04:23 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

The about being sick of their church may not have been a misprint.  I have a story...

Oct 19, 2010 02:24 AM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

I am glad everyone enjoyed.  These just tickled my funny bone!

Oct 19, 2010 03:10 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Randi...Thanks for the chuckle.  I have seen some of these off beat comments also!

Oct 19, 2010 05:24 AM
Mike Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Fontana, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

LOL - are all of those real?

Oct 28, 2010 07:41 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

It is funny how many people write something and don't see the slant of what they have written.

Nov 12, 2010 03:37 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

It is funny how many people write something and don't see the slant of what they have written.

Nov 12, 2010 03:37 PM