Deer camp is place that a bunch of smelly men gather to laugh, lie and tell jokes. Once in a while a bit of hunting gets in the way also. Now, have you ever listened to a room full of guys sleeping. Yea...The snoring will be dangerous to the naked ear. But, I solved it one year...
No one wanted to bunk with BOB. His snoring was so bad it kept anyone who slept in the same room with him awake all day. Everyone agreed it was not fair to make just one person go without sleep the entire hunt, so they decided each would rotate in the room with Bob.
The first morning, the guy lucky to bunk with Bob, got up all bloodshot eyed and looked really bad. "I didn't sleep hardly at all all night.
The 2nd morning it was the next guys turn to bunk with Bob. He also got up looking like death warmed over.
The 3rd night was my turn. In the morning, Bob got up looking like hell. I emerged from the room after a great nights sleep. While Bob was out doing Nature's wish, the guys asked how I was able to sleep.
"It was EASY! I just tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the Butt and kissed his cheek and told him good night. I think he was awake all night!