It isn't hard to get a good nights sleep....(Humor)

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Deer camp is place that a bunch of smelly men gather to laugh, lie and tell jokes.  Once in a while a bit of hunting gets in the way also.  Now, have you ever listened to a room full of guys sleeping.  Yea...The snoring will be dangerous to the naked ear.  But, I solved it one year...

No one wanted to bunk with BOB.  His snoring was so bad it kept anyone who slept in the same room with him awake all day.  Everyone agreed it was not fair to make just one person go without sleep the entire hunt, so they decided each would rotate in the room with Bob.

The first morning, the guy lucky to bunk with Bob, got up all bloodshot eyed and looked really bad.  "I didn't sleep hardly at all all night.

The 2nd morning it was the next guys turn to bunk with Bob.  He also got up looking like death warmed over.

The 3rd night was my turn.   In the morning, Bob got up looking like hell.  I emerged from the room after a great nights sleep.  While Bob was out doing Nature's wish, the guys asked how I was able to sleep.

"It was EASY!   I just tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the Butt and kissed his cheek and told him good night.  I think he was awake all night!

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Rainer
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Karin Lundeen
Keller Williams Realty - Denver Southlands - Centennial, CO
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William, That is awesome!  Great idea...I'll pass it along to my husband for his next hunting trip!

Oct 24, 2010 02:15 PM #1
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Larry Bergstrom
Crescent Realty, Inc. Spanaway, WA. - Spanaway, WA
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Now that's a hunting buddy!

Oct 24, 2010 02:24 PM #2
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Steve Loynd
Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., - Lincoln, NH
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Bill...My favorite Camping with guys joke.  A Buddy Says to his friend : If you woke up in the morning with mud on your hands and knees...and feeling as if you had been assaulted would you tell any one? NO? Want to go camping next weekend?

Oct 24, 2010 02:25 PM #3
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Steve...That is a good one also.  I know just who to pull it on!

Oct 24, 2010 02:35 PM #4
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Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

William ~  You are one ornery cuss!!!!!!  LOL

Oct 24, 2010 02:48 PM #5
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Tish...The last person to tell me that was my Grandfather!

Oct 24, 2010 03:01 PM #6
Rainmaker
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That's funny...I bet he didn't sleep at all!

Oct 25, 2010 02:50 AM #7
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Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
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LOL...I will bet that would make a person stay awake all night.  sounds like something you would do.

Oct 25, 2010 07:16 AM #8
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Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill, I was going to ask to hunt with you in a couple of weeks, but I think I will stay at my own place!

Oct 25, 2010 09:54 AM #9
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Mike Martin
(909) 476-9600 ~ WeLoveSellingRealEstate.com - Fontana, CA
Realty Masters & Associates

Ha ha ha - good solution!

Oct 25, 2010 10:16 AM #10
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April Hayden-Munson
Brookfield, WI
Brookfield Wisconsin Real Estate

Bill - that deer looks like he isn't aware of your camera.  Cute joke!

Oct 25, 2010 10:42 AM #11
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William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

April, the deer had no idea..What joke?

Oct 25, 2010 11:19 AM #12
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Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
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I liked that one William!

Oct 25, 2010 11:05 PM #13
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Phil Leng
Retired - Kirkland, WA
Phil Leng - Retired

Hi William,

That was pretty funny!

Phil

Oct 26, 2010 06:30 PM #14
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Sherilyn M. Whistler
ERA Herman Group Real Estate-NoCo - Loveland, CO
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Bill: That was hysterical ! Thank you for sharing that butt smacking, cheek kissin sense of humor !!

Oct 28, 2010 04:05 PM #15
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Patricia Chavez
Keller Williams Heritage - KW Commercial - San Antonio, TX
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Bill and Steve... You both made me laugh! Definitely will share these solutions with my husband! :)

Oct 29, 2010 08:52 PM #16
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