Please help bail me out of jail to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association!

By
Real Estate Agent with Keller Williams Realty, Ann Arbor, MI

Somehow I got talked into this and here I am at the 11th hour trying to scare up my bail money to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association in the Ann Arbor, MI area.  The cause is certainly a good one, as is any charitable cause that helps families and patients get through their illnesses and days without having to worry about how to cover costs.  I recently heard Michael J. Fox say that he was not hoping for a cure for Parkinsons for himself, he was hoping for a cure for everyone.  Great attitude!

So, why is the paddy wagon arriving at my Keller Williams office on Wednesday to take me to jail?  Just look at these horrific crimes!  

 

*animal hoarder

- crime of compassion (I have 4 cats, by default) >-.-<

 

*jewel thief

- i lust in my heart only though! <3

 

*serial killer

- lure, restrain, torture till dead (pantry moths) >:)

 

*tax evader

- always file extension whether i need one or not :o

 

*uttering and publishing

- who hasn't bounced a check? $$$

 

*scold

- nagging wife keeps talking - guilty as charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Darn!  I have a mock-up of the offender herself behind bars in an orange jumpsuit but it refuses to upload here.  If it encourages someone to make a donation, I'd be happy to email the silly image!  :)

 

 

P.S.  I will be "incarcerated" at Damon's Grill on Boardwalk/State Street from 1-2PM on Wednesday, October 27th if anyone would like to come out and poke figurative sticks at me through the bars of the jail, and of course, to make a donation!

 

PLEASE HELP BAIL ME OUT OF JAIL BY CONTRIBUTING TO MY MUSCUALAR DYSTROPHY BAIL FUND AT:

 

https://www.joinmda.org/2010annarborlockup/swalters2

 

 

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

 

Comments (1)

Mario Gattavara
Coldwell Banker Lifestyle Properties - Oroville, CA
(Lake Oroville Area)

Good luck & success to you!

Oct 25, 2010 03:53 PM