Somehow I got talked into this and here I am at the 11th hour trying to scare up my bail money to benefit the Muscular Dystrophy Association in the Ann Arbor, MI area. The cause is certainly a good one, as is any charitable cause that helps families and patients get through their illnesses and days without having to worry about how to cover costs. I recently heard Michael J. Fox say that he was not hoping for a cure for Parkinsons for himself, he was hoping for a cure for everyone. Great attitude!
So, why is the paddy wagon arriving at my Keller Williams office on Wednesday to take me to jail? Just look at these horrific crimes!
*animal hoarder
- crime of compassion (I have 4 cats, by default) >-.-<
*jewel thief
- i lust in my heart only though! <3
*serial killer
- lure, restrain, torture till dead (pantry moths) >:)
*tax evader
- always file extension whether i need one or not :o
*uttering and publishing
- who hasn't bounced a check? $$$
*scold
- nagging wife keeps talking - guilty as charged!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darn! I have a mock-up of the offender herself behind bars in an orange jumpsuit but it refuses to upload here. If it encourages someone to make a donation, I'd be happy to email the silly image! :)
P.S. I will be "incarcerated" at Damon's Grill on Boardwalk/State Street from 1-2PM on Wednesday, October 27th if anyone would like to come out and poke figurative sticks at me through the bars of the jail, and of course, to make a donation!
PLEASE HELP BAIL ME OUT OF JAIL BY CONTRIBUTING TO MY MUSCUALAR DYSTROPHY BAIL FUND AT:
https://www.joinmda.org/2010annarborlockup/swalters2
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
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