Yup, it's true. There are many people here who didn't think I would amount to much, but, HA...I fooled them. I am now in position to take on a part time position with anyone who will employ me. I don't care what station, in this economy, who can be fussy.
My weather skills have been tried and true and I can say that I can report the weather accurately. I may even stun many of the so called 'Professionals' that do the weather now.
I don't use any of the fancy weather gadgets like radars and computers that disagree with each other. My skills are done on a simpler budget.
I use a Rock! Now this is no ordinary Rock. Now way..this is a bonafide Weather Rock. I was able to get this from the Weather Rock Store. Quantities were limited when I got mine.
It works simply.
Today the Rock is wet...That means It's raining.
When the Rock is Dry..We are having Fair weather.
When there is a shadow under the Rock...It is sunny out.
When the Rock is swaying..it's Windy.
When the Rock is jumping up and down..We are having an Earthquake.
The Rock is White...It's snowing!
If the Rock is gone...Tornado!
The ROCK is WET and the sun is shining...DARN THAT DOG!!!!!
But wait! You to can have your own Weather Rock. A one of a kind that you can tell the weather right in your own back yard! For as little as 4 easy payments of just $19.95, Billed all at one time so you don't forget, I will ship you (FOB) your very own affordable Weather Rock. You will be able to WOW your friends and neighbors!
Call me today! Supplies are limited to to how ever many I can find in my 40 acre field. I will personally test it before I send it to you. REMEMBER...CALL TODAY!