Special offer

I am now a Qualified Weatherman!

By
Real Estate Broker/Owner with WHISPERING PINES REALTY 20398180

Yup, it's true.  There are many people here who didn't think I would amount to much, but, HA...I fooled them.  I am now in position to take on a part time position with anyone who will employ me.  I don't care what station, in this economy, who can be fussy.

My weather skills have been tried and true and I can say that I can report the weather accurately.  I may even stun many of the so called 'Professionals' that do the weather now.

I don't use any of the fancy weather gadgets like radars and computers that disagree with each other.  My skills are done on a simpler budget.

  I use a Rock!  Now this is no ordinary Rock.   Now way..this is a bonafide Weather Rock.   I was able to get this from the Weather Rock Store.  Quantities were limited when I got mine.

It works simply. 

Today the Rock is wet...That means It's raining.
When the Rock is Dry..We are having Fair weather.
When there is a shadow under the Rock...It is sunny out.
When the Rock is swaying..it's Windy.
When the Rock is jumping up and down..We are having an Earthquake.
The Rock is White...It's snowing!
If the Rock is gone...Tornado!

The ROCK is WET and the sun is shining...DARN THAT DOG!!!!!

But wait!  You to can have your own Weather Rock.  A one of a kind that you can tell the weather right in your own back yard!  For as little as 4 easy payments of just $19.95, Billed all at one time so you don't forget, I will ship you (FOB) your very own affordable Weather Rock.  You will be able to WOW your friends and neighbors!

Call me today!  Supplies are limited to to how ever many I can find in my 40 acre field.  I will personally test it before I send it to you.  REMEMBER...CALL TODAY!

Comments (13)

Pat Fenn
Marketing Specialist for CJ Realty Group/Cindy Jones Broker - Springfield, VA

Is the Weather Rock related to the Pet Rock?

Oct 26, 2010 11:26 AM
Vern Eaton
Askov, MN
Realtor 651-674-7449

Bill, it has been a tough day in much of the Nation today.  It is to bad we don'thave something like this.  But, you did bring a smile to my face.

Suggested even tho it is a comedy blog!

Oct 26, 2010 11:44 AM
Tish Lloyd
BlueCoast Realty Corporation - Wilmington, NC
Broker - Wilmington NC and Surrounding Beaches

Such a deal -- and to think:  Just in time for Christmas!!!

Oct 26, 2010 12:01 PM
Randi Brammer
Randi Brammer, Acctg. - Hinckley, MN
Accountant & Tax Preparer

Bill...That Rock would be rolling across the field in this wind.  Great humor post.  I agree with Vern.

Oct 26, 2010 03:46 PM
Dawn A Fabiszak
Private Label Realty ( Denver metro area, Colorado - Aurora, CO
The Dawn of a New Real Estate Experience!

Bill ~ now that's what I call a rock of ages!  You can always rely on a rock!!!  Good one!!!

Oct 26, 2010 04:09 PM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Pat...no, Weather Rock has more schooling.

Tish...There will be specials.

Vern....Thanks

Randi...I should go look, mine may be gone!

Dawn...Glad you enjoyed!

 

Oct 26, 2010 04:34 PM
Andy Chaudoir
Professional Inspection Services - Georgetown, Texas - Georgetown, TX
Your Home Inspection Connection in Central Texas

Hello Bill - Good luck with your new venture.  I'm sure you'll do fine.  That rock looks pretty fancy!

Oct 26, 2010 04:35 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

William, aren't you forgetting the rest of the sales pitch?....BUT WAIT, IF YOU ORDER RIGHT NOW YOU'LL GET A SECOND WEATHER ROCK FREE...JUST PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING OF $99.99......

Oct 26, 2010 04:44 PM
Ross Quintana
Real E Smarter - Spokane, WA
Real E Smarter Real Estate Coach - 509-362-1966

Yes, you don't want that weather to creep up on your weather related activities. I like the high definition weather identification portal the have out. They call it a window, you actually look into it and you can see real local weather in high definition. It's crazy what they are coming out with.

Oct 26, 2010 07:06 PM
Marilyn Harrell
Better Homes and Acres - Beaverton, MI
Wixom Lake - Beaverton MI

William, This new business should do well for you! HA!!! How funny!

Oct 26, 2010 11:31 PM
Laura Giannotta
Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore - Little Egg Harbor, NJ
Your Realtor Down the Shore!

But will that rock be able to tell the weather in New Jersey, since it's a Minnesota rock? LOL 

Oct 27, 2010 01:34 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Andy...Can't use just any roack

Nick...they are selling fast, no need for a special

Ross...I do agree.

Marilyn...It will be a great suppliment to my income.

Laura...Yes it will....Guarenteed.  If it fails, I will order you, free of charge, a 24 inch snow storm.

Oct 27, 2010 02:56 AM
Steve and Jan Bachman
RE/MAX Gateway, Reston, Herndon, Ashburn, Sterling, Fairfax - Herndon, VA
Realtors - Northern Virginia

I love this post! I might have to copy it. I'm with Nick too...I bet you could sell a bunch of these rocks to the right people........Now if you have a political forecasting rock.......

Nov 01, 2010 09:23 AM